I have a great-great aunt Willimena that at 95 years old, still drives around to the gem shows and sells crystals to (and I quote) "those new age hippies".
She once gave me a big chunk of rose quartz and told me to keep it in my left pocket, as it would draw love to me.
"Really?" I asked.
"Nah, but if you tell guys about it, they'll come touch your butt to make sure it is in there."