Look what we trapped! Wow! It must be a tricky raccoon, or a wily 'possum... Maybe some kind of mutant badger? Better exercise extreme caution! Wait a minute. Why, that's...well, that is one very naughty, and very SAD, poodle. Note the expression--that eye cracks me up. As a matter of fact, that is Champion Aery Silde Straight Talk, aka "Gabby." Oh, Gabby. How far you've fallen since your glory days.