Granny's gone and done it again

Lets see, ask a neighbor to shoot it. Call animal control, put the trap in a box and attach a dryer hose to the car and the tail pipe, take jumper cables and zap it, take a samurai sword and chop it, shoot it with arrows... i know, just cook up something to feed it! Perfect!;)
the holes are too small to fit a sword through ditto for the jumper cables, No arrows, no gas in the car, I aint cooking for no coon.
 
Wishing, do you get up in the middle of the night to poop ? Cap, same question. hahahaa
Almost never! I rarely poop , and its almost always during the day because i take laxatives at night like any sane person would, because i don't like cramps or waking up to rush to the bathroom. Only time i expect to go at night is if i have to take Mag citrate for a colonoscopy. Oh crap, i am probably due for one of those. Heard enough poop talk yet?
 
the holes are too small to fit a sword through ditto for the jumper cables, No arrows, no gas in the car, I aint cooking for no coon.
:lau Just give him the left overs! Add some rat poison...maybe. You could tie a knife to a broom handle possibly ? Or put the cage in a big storage bin and fill with water. Snap the top on. Check back much later.
Call animal control and tell them you think its rabid. Feed it cool whip!:lau
 
I wear myself out, but i like keeping busy. I washed a sink full of pots tonight, hubby keeps getting them dirty! But he cooks good stuff.
I went to scoop out some scratch today and there was a mouse inside the metal garbage can! I tried to pin it with the scoop to grab it by the tail but the scratch was not a firm surface. So i got what scratch i wanted out and put the lid on tight. Then i sent hubby out with the pellet gun.
Which reminds me i need to build a couple of feed boxes! I am going to put metal around the outside so the varmints can't chew their way in. Almost got a free freezer but someone else called first. I need to go look at CL. May bbl, but i will say goodnight just in case. Gotta go feed the fire any way.
I throw my cat in the bin. They love me
 
Yeah, i should try that. I have been obsessing about my poor boob lately. Poor doctor, i have a list a page long of medical issues.
I was on it for a while. worked good . I just dont need it now. Is your breast infected ?
 

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