Most of them are prob 40 and live in their mothers basement.That too bad. Maybe the friend is busy for the weekend. #1 has some gaming "friends" too. I laugh and say that most of them are probably 12 yr old. He agrees! Too bad Robert doesn't have xBox. They could play together.
Just give him the left overs! Add some rat poison...maybe. You could tie a knife to a broom handle possibly ? Or put the cage in a big storage bin and fill with water. Snap the top on. Check back much later.