Granny's gone and done it again

Robert and I went out front and pulled/cut weeds and when we came in I was sneezing my head off. Robert said, You know why your sneezing and Im not ? Cause I took Zyrtec! LOL
Brat. He gets his allergys honest.
I take one every day
 
Guess I can tell you a story of yesteryear. I was out with my father and I was about 9 yrs old. His brother owned a gas station and we stopped there to say hi. He was mad ! He said there was a stray dog that had been running around the gas pumps all day driving him nuts. He told dad the next time it came around he was going to shove the gas nozzle up his rear. Well, the dog comes around again barking and raising cain so my uncle grabbed him and filled his butt full of gas. He let go and the dog started flying in circles around the pumps faster and faster til it suddenly just stopped and keeled over. Being an animal lover I was horrified ! I asked my dad, It died??? He said naww it ran out of gas.
 

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