Granny's gone and done it again

We could make a chicken horror movie.

So remember the fillet knife I bought myself for Christmas ? Finally got to check it out with that EE roo we were talking about last night that probably brought the mites in and I cooked for pup.
CB was helping me . I slit both jugulars and he threw it down. It jumped up started yelling at CB and every time it did blood would squirt out and on him. Then it took off running with CB in pursuit. .He re-catches it and its struggling to get away. He gets it to the table where I learn a fillet knife is not meant for bone. I try again, he throws it back down and this time it is just flopping like they do when they are dying. I look at CB ( remember , this is the chick he "rescued" ) To see how he is handling it . He is coated in blood . He looks at me and say, " I dont think your new knife was worth what you paid for it".
 
So remember the fillet knife I bought myself for Christmas ?   Finally got to check it out with that EE roo we were talking about last night that probably brought the mites in and I cooked for pup.
CB was helping me . I slit both jugulars and he threw it down.  It jumped up started yelling at CB and every time it did blood would squirt out and on him. Then it took off running with CB in pursuit. .He re-catches it and its struggling to get away. He gets it to the table where I learn a fillet knife is not meant for bone. I try again, he throws it back down and this time it is just flopping like they do when they are dying. I look at CB ( remember , this is the chick he "rescued" ) To see how he is handling it . He is coated in blood . He looks at me and say, " I dont think your new knife was worth what you paid for it".  


Lol, that should have been caught on film.
 
So remember the fillet knife I bought myself for Christmas ? Finally got to check it out with that EE roo we were talking about last night that probably brought the mites in and I cooked for pup.
CB was helping me . I slit both jugulars and he threw it down. It jumped up started yelling at CB and every time it did blood would squirt out and on him. Then it took off running with CB in pursuit. .He re-catches it and its struggling to get away. He gets it to the table where I learn a fillet knife is not meant for bone. I try again, he throws it back down and this time it is just flopping like they do when they are dying. I look at CB ( remember , this is the chick he "rescued" ) To see how he is handling it . He is coated in blood . He looks at me and say, " I dont think your new knife was worth what you paid for it".

ya'll dont know whether to laugh or shiver hu ?
 
Lol, that should have been caught on film.

squack=squirt, squack=squirt. LOLOL I guess its really not funny . I mean, It wasnt at the time. I felt bad. I dont want to bring pain to any living creature But not knowing it was going to happen and the look on CBs face......
 
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