Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

tongue twisters.


I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

She offered her honor,
I honored her offer
and all night long I was on her and off her.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

"We'll call that one orangutan."
"No, that one should be giraffe."
"Giraffe! Don't be silly! That's clearly aardvark."
"Aardvark? Absolutely not! ..."

We'd still be naming animals if two people were involved.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Well, I'm off to go walkabout for a bit. You two have fun. Good night.

 

[Nomadicus]

The last walk I'm taking today is from my chair to my pillow and that will be soon.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

heart painted plain sourdough loaf

super fun + what a good Valentine’s Day gift to give! This option can be done with plain + garlic parm!
THE BEST PART is that the hearts are painted with a mixture of unbleached bread flour + beet root powder so NO added dyes making it a fun color combo yet still being DYE FREEEE!

here you go Blue, an idea for you.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

honestly I am about done in as well., Evidently I am trying to impersonate Larry with my sleep patterns. Then then bouncing in the bobcat and fresh air have about done me in.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Why do Adam and Eve use Android?​

Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions

 

[Nomadicus]

That reminds me. We were about to order a new bread machine. Well since #1 son moved into an RV he has been downsizing and has dumped several items on us. Well when ma ask him what kind of bread machine he used he told her she would be getting his as he so seldom used it any more. Now I have more money to order chicks with.