Granny's gone and done it again

[ShrekDawg]

I forgot, I slept but really broken LOL

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Why Women Are Crabby!
I had to share this—it made me laugh out loud because, honestly? It’s too real.
So, we girls start "budding" in our blouses around age 9 or 10, only to discover that anything brushing against those tender little bumps feels like a full-on attack. And just when we think we’re adjusting, we get strapped into a so-called “training bra”—which, let’s be honest, trained absolutely nothing except the boys in school to perfect their snap-and-run technique.
Then comes the real fun—periods. Suddenly, we’re bloated, crampy, moody, and faced with two options: wear a mini mattress between our legs or shove a mystery cotton torpedo into a place we didn’t even know existed.
Then there’s the much-hyped “first time.” And what a magical moment it is—assuming he doesn’t finish before we even figure out what’s happening and it doesn’t feel like someone is prying us open with a crowbar.
Next stop: Motherhood! Months of dry crackers and ginger ale, trying not to vomit on innocent bystanders while a tiny human uses our organs as punching bags. By the final stretch, we’ve swollen to the size of a small planet, our feet look like loaves of bread, and we’re waddling around like a cartoon duck.
And then, surprise! Our water breaks in the middle of Target, and off we go to the hospital, moaning like a haunted house soundtrack. Labor itself? Oh, just a fun little game of “shove a 10-pound bowling ball through a keyhole while people yell at you to calm down.”
And the grand prize? A beautiful, crying, pooping, spitting, sleep-stealing little angel.
Fast-forward a few years (cue horror movie music)—our sweet baby transforms into a sleep-deprived, food-inhaling, door-slamming hurricane of attitude.
But don’t worry, it gets better! Just when we finally have time for fun, we hit our wild and enthusiastic 40s—right as hubby settles comfortably into his watch-sports-on-the-couch era.
And then, the grand finale: Menopause. We either take hormone replacement therapy and risk cancer, or we go the natural route—sweating like a farm animal, crying over commercials, and snapping at innocent bystanders for breathing too loudly.
And yet… men still have the nerve to ask, “Why are women crabby?”
Gee, I don’t know. Maybe because we’ve endured ALL OF THIS while they get to pee standing up without soaking their socks.
So yeah, we women are tough as hell. We handle all of it—and still look fabulous doing it.
You think we’re the weaker s3x? HA.
Bite me.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Morning all, Even though I need a newer van I am heartbroken and sad as someone needs it worse. My SD and SIL. Toms DD. They have an appt. that charges them close to $900. a month not counting utilities. He finally has a job he is very happy with. She however is not doing well. With her MS and other medical problems she cant seem to hold a job for long but she never has stopped trying. They have been making payments on their car for a very long time now and it didn't seem to be worth even what they were paying to me. They fell behind owing $1200. and it was repo-ed. yesterday. All the way from Mi. they came. Y'all know what happens when something is repo? They sell it to the highest bidder, sometimes family and then will come after SD for remaining balance. His job, the many Drs. grocery shopping... are all in danger. Makes me sick in my heart.
Sorry for the rant but I cant post this on FB. She wouldn't want that.

 

[pertnear09]

How about on an android phone? I didn't update my computer. I find it easier (more mobile) to use my phone. I disable apps on my phone that I don't use. System apps I don't disable. Sometimes I disable an app that I shouldn't do I wonder if that's why I can't figure out out.

Phones have so much bloat on them and if I add more apps, it slows my phone down. I dabble in credit cards and I use their apps. Like this month the Jeep needed inspected and I know I will get a nice bill. So I got myself a credit card that if I spend $500 in the first 3 months I get $200 back. I only use it for regular bills . Everytime I expect a big bill like that, I get a new credit card that gives me money back. Amazon offered DH a store card and he gets$100 for opening it so I basically got the ceiling tiles for the stairway for free. Don't get me wrong, I only use the cards to my advantage for necessities

I have an android phone. To copy a link I press and hold my thumb on the link until a box with options opens up. Click the copy link address option. Then I come here and click the editors box and a little preview of the link you copied will appear just below,, click on it and vwala. I have found that if you take too much time it will disappear.

 

[h2oratt]

How are you doing H2o?

Ok just woke up

 

[h2oratt]

Morning all, Even though I need a newer van I am heartbroken and sad as someone needs it worse. My SD and SIL. Toms DD. They have an appt. that charges them close to $900. a month not counting utilities. He finally has a job he is very happy with. She however is not doing well. With her MS and other medical problems she cant seem to hold a job for long but she never has stopped trying. They have been making payments on their car for a very long time now and it didn't seem to be worth even what they were paying to me. They fell behind owing $1200. and it was repo-ed. yesterday. All the way from Mi. they came. Y'all know what happens when something is repo? They sell it to the highest bidder, sometimes family and then will come after SD for remaining balance. His job, the many Drs. grocery shopping... are all in danger. Makes me sick in my heart.
Sorry for the rant but I cant post this on FB. She wouldn't want that.

Very sad. Has she tried to get on SSDI? SHe doesn’t Sunday healthy enough to work..

 

[h2oratt]

I have an android phone. To copy a link I press and hold my thumb on the link until a box with options opens up. Click the copy link address option. Then I come here and click the editors box and a little preview of the link you copied will appear just below,, click on it and vwala. I have found that if you take too much time it will disappear.

I do the same but I just get in the message body and paste it. I don’t go to the editors box

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Very sad. Has she tried to get on SSDI? SHe doesn’t Sunday healthy enough to work..

She has something. I don't know which one but she is disabled by SS. I think she is as I was. Just a small amount.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

BB

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I copied a recipe from my ex MIL that my daughter asked me for. We haven't spoke in years then she pops up asking for it. I have it wrote odd but you can figure it out. I loved it. Haven't had any in a very long time. She would freeze it in small containers and I would get one for my dinner sometimes.
Brunswick stew 3 hens 18 lbs (turkey) chuck roast 15 lbs (deer) pork roast 7 lbs cook meat save broth . grind meat add to broth.1 gal. tomatoes.1/2 gal. catsup 1 gal. creamed corn. 4 lbs onions.salt and red & black pepper. cook 1 1/2 hrs. add 1 cup lemon juice and 1 lb. of butter makes 12 quarts stew.