Granny's gone and done it again

[BantyChooks]

example, first joke I ever memorized.. Wanna hear a dirty joke ? Horse fell in the mud puddle.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I need to shut down for a sec. and clean this . BRB

 

[Granny Hatchet]

well, wont let me do anything except type. wont shut down either.

 

[BantyChooks]

Kiki.... I never did give you that quiz, did I?

1. What is the most common strain of Mycoplasma in chickens?

2. Are Mycoplasma cells a bacteria, or a virus? Why?

3. Can Mycoplasma survive without Oxygen?

4. What is the name for a Mycoplasma infection

5. Is M. Gallisepticum transmittable by egg?

6. Name three symptoms of M. Gallisepticum.

7. What parts of the body does M. Synoviae attack?

8. Name two drugs commonly used to treat Mycoplasma.

 

[rIrs roost]

That bites. Hope hubby gets there soon

x2

How do you refresh an iPad

Perfume?

 

[Kiki]

Kiki.... I never did give you that quiz, did I?

1. What is the most common strain of Mycoplasma in chickens?
MG
2. Are Mycoplasma cells a bacteria, or a virus? Why?
BACTERIA because they don't attack other cells despite the fact they don't have cell walls
3. Can Mycoplasma survive without Oxygen?
YES they can
4. What is the name for a Mycoplasma infection
mycoplasmosis
5. Is M. Gallisepticum transmittable by egg?
YES
6. Name three symptoms of M. Gallisepticum.
sneezzing coughing discharge from eyes
7. What parts of the body does M. Synoviae attack?
joints and bones
8. Name two drugs commonly used to treat Mycoplasma
nothing can cure it
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Kiki.... I never did give you that quiz, did I?

 

[Kiki]

Did I pass?
@BantyChooks

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

grrr...

yes up just Maiah the 4 year old with her first calf.

 

[BantyChooks]

Did I pass?

Good job, you sure did.

Last one.. Some medications can act on the DNA of the Mycoplasma, causing it to go into stasis and limiting symptoms, but you are correct in that there is no cure.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

well, wont let me do anything except type. wont shut down either.

Uh-oh!
Ok, not a joke, but something that made me chuckle. BYC member's name is CluckEwe. I have a childish sense of humor!