Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

what fool taught the deer to read???

and gave them pocket calendars with the hunting season dates highlighted. Watch on Monday they will all be walking around and blowing razzberries at me.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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she is thinking exotic's small animal for the specialities I keep trying to point her into the large animal direction but to no avail (YET) maybe if I offer to will her the farm when I am gone

Have pointed out on a few occasions that Yaks are exotic

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

what fool taught the deer to read???

It became necessary when they started posting deer crossing signs on the roads -- otherwise the deer wouldn't know what the sign said and would not know to cross at the marked places.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I was sleeping hard when bubba puked again, making it ~11 hours since the last one. Too bad he was in bed with me.

Still lucky, though. Somehow my phone had gotten under the heating pad and was giving me a temperature warning. Seems to be fine now!

Poor little guy. Poor you! Can think of much nicer ways to be woken up.

what fool taught the deer to read???

PETA ?

@casportpony I was reading on FB a vet corner . someone having access to xray was asking vet what to do about an egg turned sideways. You solved that mystery for me. LOL Their hen cant stand. I am not allowed to comment on that thread , only vets. Dont stop me from sending a pm though !

Morning all, nausea this am. Wondering if its new stomach pill. I dont want to start this day off complaining though.

Cracking me up this am about the womans prison. I dont think I swing that way. Of course Mama always said, if you aint tried it, dont knock it. LOL

My pup has finally learned a name and will come running every time. Unfortunately the name is already being used by my other dog. Frosty. Am I going to need to change his name yet again ? LOL Froggy maybe

I didnt realize Twisteds yaks were Tibetan . That is funny. Mine is much safer to handle IF thats what he is and it sure looks like him. I will be glad when he gets fixed. He is tall enough now that when we walk through the house he likes to "say hello" in pure doggy fashion. If you havent been goosed by him at least twice a day you have sat on your duff all day.

hahahaa! Name him Duck. You call Duck! ...Duck! and he will come Goose you!

46* this am. 80% chance of rain on wednesday.

We got 2½ lovely inches yesterday. There were even a few puddles and a bit of run off.

 

[h2oratt]

she is thinking exotic's  small animal  for the specialities    I keep trying to point her into the large animal direction but to no avail   (YET)   maybe if I offer to will her the farm when I am gone       Have pointed out on a few occasions that Yaks are exotic  

Have you ever watch dr pol on tv? The amount of brute strength you need to be a large animal vet is amazing. I had no idea!

 

[prostar]

Whee. The great purge is on.

Hubs has sold off a bunch of Volvo stuff....and I'm going through old stuff - doing the goodwill and trash purge. Sadly between landlord landscaping and regular trash stuff our dumpster is full! But garbage day is Wednesday. I'll load it back up.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

typical Granny day. Took CB to town to beg money and the one place he was allowed to go was closed on sundays. How stupid is that ? Its a pizza place. Then to dollar general for a $5. gift. ended up with 2. boy/girl reason being there are 5 girls and 15 boys collecting and they were told to buy their gender. Then to the grocery store. I started to park , coughed and peed a tiny bit. Oh geez, its a long way home. does it show? Nope , so I decided to shop anyway with pizzy pants. Half way through the store I discovered why littles cry and dont want to sit down with a full diaper . No warning at all. I gave CB my wallet to pay for what we had and cried all the way home. Im useless.

Moral of the story, Next time I complain of being nauseous Stay home !!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Please note location

ORIGINAL - Please Move The Deer Crossing Sign. HILARIOUS ...

3:46

 

[h2oratt]

Whee. The great purge is on.

Hubs has sold off a bunch of Volvo stuff....and I'm going through old stuff - doing the goodwill and trash purge. Sadly between landlord landscaping and regular trash stuff our dumpster is full! But garbage day is Wednesday. I'll load it back up.

Good thing it is not on Thursday

Can your husband help us find a car part we need. My husband has searched everywhere on the internet and we can't find it

 

[Granny Hatchet]

she is thinking exotic's small animal for the specialities I keep trying to point her into the large animal direction but to no avail (YET) maybe if I offer to will her the farm when I am gone

Have pointed out on a few occasions that Yaks are exotic

What will you leave me ? You lost the fudge recipe