Granny's gone and done it again

[rIrs roost]

reminded me of a joke . In our neck of the woods when a couple was married the bride come to live at the grooms parents house. So this boy marries and next morning his daddy says, boy, wheres your new wife. Boy said , daddy, that gal was a virgin and I sent her home. Dad said , well son, I dont blame you. If she aint good enough for her family she aint good enough for ours either.

now I'm crying

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I was married at 16. And no the little woman werant pregnant for another year and a half

How old was she ?

 

[Wishing4Wings]

But , but, it was still driveable ! hahaa You got that sitting in your garage ? wow. I want a new van so badly !

And it still drives really well. Zippy little car. But too late, it's gone. No fun to drive in winter or summer though. Either freezing your parts off or sweating all over the very comfy seats!

That's why you have to swing it by the tail!

Even I have picked up a dead possum by the tail with no gloves! Road kill on the center line and a vulture got killed trying to eat it, so I pulled the poor smashed thing over to the side so the vultures could eat in peace. I did have a tissue in my hand.

they probably bring them cars down here to sell. Like we dont all breath the same air. It would of probably sold for about $500.00

Got more than that to turn it in. It was all marked up and going straight to the crusher.

where we come from if you haint married off by 16 theys sumpin wrong wit ya.

Believe me, I was starting to wonder...

 

[rIrs roost]

Boy I'm missing a lot of post. I can't keep up. My alerts are even getting alert.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

And it still drives really well. Zippy little car. But too late, it's gone. No fun to drive in winter or summer though. Either freezing your parts off or sweating all over the very comfy seats!


Even I have picked up a dead possum by the tail with no gloves! Road kill on the center line and a vulture got killed trying to eat it, so I pulled the poor smashed thing over to the side so the vultures could eat in peace. I did have a tissue in my hand.


Got more than that to turn it in. It was all marked up and going straight to the crusher.


Believe me, I was starting to wonder...

LOLOL you needed the rolling pin ! I dont have air in my van. I hate it. messes with my breathing.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

No baby blue. It was baby green

Nah, no, that ain't right... baby green is what you find in diapers!

reminded me of a joke . In our neck of the woods when a couple was married the bride come to live at the grooms parents house. So this boy marries and next morning his daddy says, boy, wheres your new wife. Boy said , daddy, that gal was a virgin and I sent her home. Dad said , well son, I dont blame you. If she aint good enough for her family she aint good enough for ours either.

I feel guilty laughing... I should stop now.

I was married at 16. And no the little woman werant pregnant for another year and a half

I could barely tie my shoes at 16. Least that's how I felt.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

most girls got married at 14. go to jail for that now. And I think they should. I might as well been 16. I was planning for a few months and did it the day after my 17th. and had a baby 2 weeks befor I turned 18

 

[Wishing4Wings]

me and pearl lived in sin a couple years but don't tell no body. it would ruin my good reputation but hey, would you buy a new car without test-driving it?

Good thing Pearl didn't turn you in for scrap!

LOLOL you needed the rolling pin ! I dont have air in my van. I hate it. messes with my breathing.

One of the Chinese aunties gave me a massive rolling pin when we got married. Everyone was laughing hysterically... except MIL. Oooooo she was mad!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

most girls got married at 14. go to jail for that now. And I think they should. I might as well been 16. I was planning for a few months and did it the day after my 17th. and had a baby 2 weeks befor I turned 18

Mom was the daughter of a deputy sheriff and dad was a Naval officer turned airline captain. None of us 3 kids ever stepped out of line growing up. Just was't worth it.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

hahahaaa, maybe thats one of the things you need to tell her. You never needed to use it.
I broke mine. On Toms head. I got another that wont break. Tom wouldnt give me the money for it and when I told the lady why she give it to me for free. hahaa She was awesome.