Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Can you milk a yak Twist ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Bubba modeled it for me while I adjust the neck. He was happy to let me take a pick but said "DONT SHOW ANY BOYS." So I can't post unless twist and papa promise not to look.

Then he asked "does she wear a shirt under this?" I said no. He said "they gonna see her meat!" and rubbed around on his chest. So I guess it's appropriate for a lingerie shower after all. There's a keyhole in the front where the ribbon ties, and he felt it wasn't very modest.

from the son of a preacher's daughter

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Can you milk a yak Twist ?

yep if you are VERY VERY FAST

honestly you can but they don't produce for very long at least when compared to dairy cattle

 

[campingshaws]

You can't see the keyhole behind the ribbon.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

social worker is bringing food tomorrow. LOL She canceled the 8am and said maybe at 10. The woman I sopke of yesterday The "organizer" aka, putting bed together , is coming whether I want it or not. I was also informed I Have to be up w/ kids in the am. Dont matter that I am awake I must be in same room as they get ready for school. Wonder if she wants me to follow them to the toilet too ? They have been getting themselves ready for a long time.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

You can't see the keyhole behind the ribbon.

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OMG LOLOL How precious ...

 

[pertnear09]

friend of yours ? She is pretty.

Danica?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

She must be a tiny woman. Is that impetigo gonna be on the bride ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Papa, Do you know what happened at Ft Bragg ?

 

[campingshaws]

She must be a tiny woman. Is that impetigo gonna be on the bride ?

She's a bean pole, tall and thin. The pattern was above the knee, would've been a long shirt instead of a dress for her, so I added 8 inches to the length. He's holding it up because it was on the floor.

Impetigo is pretty dry, and I have a week before the wedding.