hahaaa... hubs did the hard stuff. I washed the lettuce and cut up veggies. Rest was self serve.
From what I've seen, they are a dark brown egg with a heavy layer of bloom on the outside that gives them a purple tinge. mauve? My Australorps lay a similar egg, but lighter brown under all the bloom, so they have a pinkish look. When the bloom gets wet, the eggs look more like regular brown.
You're not a weenie. Barn swallows will absolutely dive bomb you during nesting season if they think you are a threat. Ours didn't usually go after people, but the cats! whoohoo It was like watching WWII out there, with the birds dive bombing the cats. They would make contact too, smack on the head! Cats usually went for cover when that happened.