Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

I have one but its not ery good shape and dont know what to do with it once I catch it. Cant figure out a fast way to kill it.

Thought you tied it to a rope and threw it in the pond before?

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Tom is the only person I know that has to get up in middle of the night to poop. I think that is so odd. Maybe DD does, IDK .

Do you ask everyone you meet?
Pardon me, I'm doing a survey about nocturnal bowel elimination... would you mind answering a few questions?

 

[CapricornFarm]

Do you ask everyone you meet?
Pardon me, I'm doing a survey about nocturnal bowel elimination... would you mind answering a few questions?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Thought you tied it to a rope and threw it in the pond before?

It didnt fit in the pond so I used a garbage can and it took forever for it to die. It was not peaceful like I expected but slow .

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Wishing, do you get up in the middle of the night to poop ? Cap, same question. hahahaa

 

[Granny Hatchet]

9 Weird Pooping Habits, Explained By Science | Reader's Digest
https://www.rd.com/health/wellness/pooping-habits/
So most people don't have the urge to empty their colon in the middle of the night.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Lets see, ask a neighbor to shoot it. Call animal control, put the trap in a box and attach a dryer hose to the car and the tail pipe, take jumper cables and zap it, take a samurai sword and chop it, shoot it with arrows... i know, just cook up something to feed it! Perfect!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Wishing, do you get up in the middle of the night to poop ? Cap, same question. hahahaa

Can't say that it's never happened, but generally not. Seems I get up at night for other reasons... and then get twitchy eye.
Maybe he likes complete privacy!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

8 Things Your Pooping Habits Say About You | Prevention
https://www.prevention.com/health/8-things-your-pooping-habits-say-about-you
Jan 16, 2018 - She also explains that when you're lying flat, your bowels close off so you won't feel enough pressure to wake up to poop. ...

 

[Granny Hatchet]

studies have been done. Just saying....