Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

oh hahaha Is that what co2 is ?

Yeah, Carbon Dioxide.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

My mom told me a story once. She was prone to depression. She told her therapist she was thinking of killing herself. He want to know how she was goin* to do it. Apparently your method of suicide is telling. They can tell how serious you are bythe method you choose.

really ? What did she tell them ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

But if the coon is in a cage it cant get to the surface so it should only take minutes.

you would be wrong. I had to drown one twice .

 

[CapricornFarm]

My mom told me a story once. She was prone to depression. She told her therapist she was thinking of killing herself. He want to know how she was goin* to do it. Apparently your method of suicide is telling. They can tell how serious you are bythe method you choose.

I made a list once of 50 ways to kill yourself off. Some of them were quite silly. If i were serious about killing myself i would be dead by now.

 

[h2oratt]

Nope, You will never catch me in 50 ft of one.

We used to catch them in huge glue traps. They were still alive. We would try to drown them because we were too wuzy to just smash their heads. Smashing their heads would have kinder.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

do ALL cars have co2 ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I wonder if anyone hasnt thought of suicide before.

 

[h2oratt]

really ? What did she tell them ?

She had went and bought a new vacuum cleaner with super long hose so she could run it from the car exhaust to the window. Apparently she was dead serious. I am glad she didn’t do it.

 

[CapricornFarm]

do ALL cars have co2 ?

If they are running. That is what the exhaust is. Actually, when you breathe out , you exhale C02.

 

[h2oratt]

I wonder if anyone hasnt thought of suicide before.

That’s what I thought but my husband and I was talking. His nephew was trying to get in the service. They ask you this question and he said yes, he had thought about it. They wouldn’t accept him. My husband said he has never considered it. Weird, I thought every one has.