Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Almost 7 pm and still hot out there. The turkeys are down hanging out around their new coop. Hoping they will go in there tonight.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Cooled off, time to go back outside.bbl

 

[AlleysChicks]

 

[prostar]

Ooh weather!!!

I gotta run to the groc shop soon. Grab provisions for dinner and for lunch tomorrow. Hubs has been working in trucks for the rock fire (up near fallbrook) and the cleanup for the pasqual Fire (the one near me on Friday). No rest for the wicked.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Look what my husband found along side our road. Should we move her on our property and give her food and water?
What kind of chicken has orange eyes?View attachment 1485824View attachment 1485825View attachment 1485828

She looks like a Silkie cross, with the dark skin and top knot. I would bring her in, but if she's very wild, it might upset her too much to be moved and break her broody. I'd try it anyway. Do you have a dog kennel you can use? Just stick her and the nest in and shut the door. They do better in the dark... maybe wait for sundown? Has anyone advertised a missing hen?

BEACH!!!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Cooled off, time to go back outside.bbl

How's your back doing?

 

[campingshaws]

White keet is gone, but I caught the one I thought was dead? It was in the cow shelter and looked like a rat, so I went to check, and it was just a hunkered down keet.

Fluttershy’s eggs are internally pipped! I was going to move her nest today and got lazy, so of course now I’m trying to decide if I still have time. It makes more sense to move the chicks and Marilyn over with the keets, and put Fluttershy down in the broody suite. Of course, since I’m relying on inexperienced help for the next two weeks, it might be better to have them all in one “nursery.” It isn’t snake proof, but I haven’t seen any snakes lately, either.

Briar (Cinder’s sole heir) is finally broody. Her mom was the best, so I have high hopes for her. I’ll sort and mark her eggs tomorrow.

 

[campingshaws]

Speaking of the chicks, here’s how the three “come latelys” are feathering.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

TO MY FRIENDS WHO ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE
AND THOSE WHO DON'T AND ARE ALWAYS
SEEN WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER IN THEIR HAND,


BEN FRANKLIN SAID:"IN WINE THERE IS WISDOM,
IN BEER THERE IS FREEDOM, IN WATER THERE ARE BACTERIA."

IN A NUMBER OF CAREFULLY CONTROLLED TRIALS, SCIENTISTS HAVE DEMONSTRATED THAT IF WE DRINK...

1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR, WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED
MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI, (E.. COLI) - BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES. IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF POOP ANNUALLY.

HOWEVER....





WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WINE AND BEER (OR RUM, WHISKEY OR OTHER LIQUOR) BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A PURIFICATION PROCESS
OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING.






REMEMBER: WATER = POOP, WINE = HEALTH






THEREFORE, IT'S BETTER TO DRINK WINE AND TALK STUPID,
THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT.







VERIFICATION: BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .







THERE IS NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION: I'M DOING IT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Retired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.


Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning