Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Robert made me a carrot cake. Not sure how he did it . I told him he needed the square scratchy thing and I handed him an iron. BTW my square scratchy thing isnt even square. What I want to know is Where did the iron come from ? Never owned one in my life.

Maybe you forgot you had it. I used to iron hubby's and my work clothes. I hate ironing, except when i am quilting.

 

[bruceha2000]

I can NOT afford over 75.00 for a flipping toll road

Woozer!! I should say so.

No very famous and on Carol show a lot Brain farts

You mean Tim Conway? Woman you travel in the wrong circles if you don't think he was famous
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176792/

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Best ones yet! I like them all.

 

[bruceha2000]

whats POI ?

POI is Point Of Interest
Poi is a food made from taro root. I gather it is pretty thick, never had it.

"The Hot Dog Vendor"
"What's a hot dog without a bun?"
"A lonely Wienie"

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Because it highlights and exposes a LOT of cleavage?

Yes. Because it draws the eye away from my football shoulders.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Woozer!! I should say so.


You mean Tim Conway? Woman you travel in the wrong circles if you don't think he was famous
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176792/


Best ones yet! I like them all.

I forgot the comma. Always do. " No, very famous and ..."

 

[Granny Hatchet]

That is some friggin' expensive chicken chow. I pay ~$12 for 50 pounds of layer feed.


I got mine in the email yesterday and went to buy a new battery for the garden tractor. Yea!! No more plugging in and jumping the tractor every time I have to blow snow this winter. And the original battery was only 230 CCA the new one is 340. Should crank over much better.

You believe 10 CCAs will make a big difference ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Yep, i don't want to be awake for that. Thanks, i have confidence it will be fine. There will be bruising and swelling, but that is expected.

And when the bruising is gone I will call you Squirrel . All bright eyed and bushy tailed

 

[Granny Hatchet]

POI is Point Of Interest
Poi is a food made from taro root. I gather it is pretty thick, never had it.

"The Hot Dog Vendor"
"What's a hot dog without a bun?"
"A lonely Wienie"

Bruce, Heres a shiny new badge for you. LOLOL

 

[bruceha2000]

I forgot the comma. Always do. " No, very famous and ..."

OK then. Now I understand. Yep a comma or lack of one can surely make a difference in a sentence.

Dad’s a hobbyist gunsmith and collector. He has three safes in his room. Not sure he could even put a number to how many guns he owns.

Must be a big problem if someone breaks in, it would take a half hour to decide which gun to break out!

I didnt see legs and ya, Never seen one that I remember. I seen those little lizards in Fl. My nieces used to let them bite their earlobes and were them for earrings.

But you know what a "granny hatchet" is!

I told him he needed the square scratchy thing and I handed him an iron.

Square scratchy thing? You mean a grater?
And why would he need an iron to make a carrot cake?

You believe 10 CCAs will make a big difference ?

Not 10, 110. 50% more. It actually started fine for the first few years but then as batteries do, they start to lose it in cold weather. Which is why people whose cars are just fine all summer "all of a sudden" refuse to start when the weather gets cold.

Bruce, Heres a shiny new badge for you. LOLOL

Thanks Granny! Always nice to earn a new badge.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

OK then. Now I understand. Yep a comma or lack of one can surely make a difference in a sentence.


Must be a big problem if someone breaks in, it would take a half hour to decide which gun to break out!


But you know what a "granny hatchet" is!


Square scratchy thing? You mean a grater?
And why would he need an iron to make a carrot cake?


Not 10, 110. 50% more. It actually started fine for the first few years but then as batteries do, they start to lose it in cold weather. Which is why people whose cars are just fine all summer "all of a sudden" refuse to start when the weather gets cold.


Thanks Granny! Always nice to earn a new badge.

Yes grater. I couldnt think of the right name . I dont belong in the torture chamber. I have NO idea where an iron came from. I never owned one. And it was sitting where my mixer belongs. LOL