Granny's gone and done it again

It is also the shortest pregnancy on record, being she gave birth 17 days after she conceived.
Well is it a sin if Mary’s parents were wed? And what an odd thing to take notice of back in those days. Yes child. We know EXACTLY when you were conceived. We made a note on the calendar and only did the dirty once a month so we’d know
 
Well is it a sin if Mary’s parents were wed? And what an odd thing to take notice of back in those days. Yes child. We know EXACTLY when you were conceived. We made a note on the calendar and only did the dirty once a month so we’d know

Can you see why I was sent to the Principal's office by the Priest when I was in 2nd grade? LOL yes I actually asked how she was only pregnant for 17 days or if she had been pregnant for 382 days? Either way it is a record. lol
 
good morning all, I woke up with the sneezes .
Beans are burned in the crock pot. Go figure. They are still good . I added some more water and gave them a good stir. Tom looked at them and ate a bowl of cereal. IDC, more for me. I hope this pain eases up some so I can make everything else I wanted to make. And that would be frozen potatoes Obrian w. polish sausage in them, can of Margret Holmes mixed greens and a pone of corn bread.
My funny little valentine is sleeping in the far corner of his bed. why? because his $129.00 sheets are ripped right down the middle. And at that price we dont have a spare set. Looks like dry rot. I told him its from him not washing them often enough. Is that a thing?? So he said, well there goes my Christmas. I will take sheets. Sad. Would almost be cheaper to buy him a new mattress that you can actually buy sheets for. It takes 22in. and thats a tight fit.
 
good morning all, I woke up with the sneezes .
Beans are burned in the crock pot. Go figure. They are still good . I added some more water and gave them a good stir. Tom looked at them and ate a bowl of cereal. IDC, more for me. I hope this pain eases up some so I can make everything else I wanted to make. And that would be frozen potatoes Obrian w. polish sausage in them, can of Margret Holmes mixed greens and a pone of corn bread.
My funny little valentine is sleeping in the far corner of his bed. why? because his $129.00 sheets are ripped right down the middle. And at that price we dont have a spare set. Looks like dry rot. I told him its from him not washing them often enough. Is that a thing?? So he said, well there goes my Christmas. I will take sheets. Sad. Would almost be cheaper to buy him a new mattress that you can actually buy sheets for. It takes 22in. and thats a tight fit.
What mattress does he have now?
 
Well is it a sin if Mary’s parents were wed? And what an odd thing to take notice of back in those days. Yes child. We know EXACTLY when you were conceived. We made a note on the calendar and only did the dirty once a month so we’d know
Mary was a virgin. She did not have sex with her husband. At least that was my take on it all.
 
What mattress does he have now?
I bought that thing in Mi. and it was over $800.00 . its so thick you cant find sheets for it. Not here anyway . I would like to get rid of it and get him one of those 8in. thick memory foam mattresses in a box at wal mart. They are $100. + .
I am going to the torture chamber. BBL
 

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