Granny's gone and done it again

[bruceha2000]

Did u use the nail polish remover to separate your nails granny?

She couldn't open the bottle with both hands glued together

I thought it was fall already.

Not where YOU live! It is here.

You would think if you had something you were hiding from the po-po you would at least drive right.

Nah, why do that? We have a weekly paper that writes up some of the police stuff.You can imagine how many people get pulled over for a minor traffic or equipment thing then get hauled in for DUI (#1,2,3,4), License suspended, permanently suspended, criminally suspended, plates belong to another vehicle. And the list goes on.

Guess I'm just too much of a control freak... who would get free food off the internet let alone drugs? You don't have any idea what's in that stuff. Dumb over stupid.

My GUESS is Robert is right, but there are no free brownies unless you go over and buy some pot first. Probably some code the druggies know.

My FIL started making his own red blood cells again! He was having regular transfusions, but when they checked his blood last time he didn't need one! Great news!

That is FABULOUS news Cap!!

Sometimes there would be a long pause in the convo.

That is usually the other person taking a drag on their cigarette when they think you are going to continue talking.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hi Bruce. He didnt smoke . I paid him in eggs once.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Hubby had me cut his hair super short this time. I hate it but he seems happy with it. Easy to wash.
Yes, super happy FIL is doing better.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Hoorah! Normal stress test per the doctor!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

oh I will take it back before it gets cold. I did do something today. I superglued my fingernails together. One from each hand.

and that is WHY I am NOT allowed to use stupid glue.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

No, I was able to rip them apart before it got really hard.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Hi Bruce. He didnt smoke . I paid him in eggs once.

UM what type of eggs ??

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

congrats on FIL doing better. there Cap

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

SO carpet was to wet to move furniture. BUT I did get the bedframe up after replacing a missing wheel and the headboard attached which is just a smidgen off the floor. Then hauled a box spring over and then grabbed a different mattress from a basement and over and FARK ME RUNNING but the box spring is an extra long and the mattress is a normal. SO haul the box spring over to the garage and the matching mattress upstairs and over to the room. Also hauled a 25 or 27 inch tube tv over there.

Got the green peppers all picked and the "human" rejects cut up for yaks or hens. Pitiful crop this year compared to last BUT the weather was SUPER strange this year. The tomatoes are covered.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

LMAOROTF