Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I have been married twice. 5 yrs the first time and 25 now for my second.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

lol, When my sister in law announced that she was pregnant my daughter said, "You're joking right?" went to her room and slammed the door...I can't even make this stuff up. I don't think she'll be in line to babysit any time soon, lol, maybe once the baby isn't pooping on itself anymore. She loves little kids and they love her...when they're not stealing her limelight from the grandparents.

OMG Hahahaa I feel for you sister !

 

[featherhead007]

Im sorry. What about the next wife ?

Hannah took my 2nd house, my car, and bank account, then left, Amazingly sad story. It's what I get for thinking that I'm "Trading up to a better model"

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Did you have children w/ her ?

 

[featherhead007]

I have been married twice. 5 yrs the first time and 25 now for my second.

You "did" trade up!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Cluck, I bet when she sees the baby she will fall n love w/ it.

 

[CluckNDoodle]

Hannah took my 2nd house, my car, and bank account, then left, Amazingly sad story.

Oh my gosh! I'm so so sorry! When my husband wanted to leave me I started helping him save money and worked up a budget for him to make the transition easier. I'm not actually joking. I mean, I did cry but otherwise I could never do something so terrible to someone that I care/cared about of have ever said "I love you" to even if we grow in different directions. I'll protect myself but I just can't do that kind of damage to another human being. Anyway, he got over it and is still here.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

You "did" trade up!

He is 25 yrs my senior but he has such a gentle soul.

 

[featherhead007]

Did you have children w/ her ?

I have three with the first wife.

 

[CluckNDoodle]

Cluck, I bet when she sees the baby she will fall n love w/ it.

I'm sure she will. She doesn't get along with my brother and his wife and doesn't feel they're responsible enough for children...I mean, it's probably in the back of all our minds honestly but not our choice to make. She's just seeing the baby as their kid and not it's own little person yet.