Granny's gone and done it again

[BigBlueHen53]

donald Sutherlands' son

Yer battin' a thousand tonight, Boy!
But don't give up your day jobs yet.

 

[h2oratt]

H2o, will the puppies be marketable?

Shrek: true dat!

What puppies? These are two adult males. They will be fine. I need to calm down though.

 

[h2oratt]

While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS. Have a great week

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

 

[lovesfarms]

Betty has a love relationship with my shoes. Half the time she sleeps on the bed with my shoe under her head.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Betty has a love relationship with my shoes. Half the time she sleeps on the bed with my shoe under her head.

Pretty! Springer?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

no ma'am I let him out

 

[lovesfarms]

Pretty! Springer?

Cavalier

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

then there's the adult one about Dr Pepper and bottles verses cans

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Cavalier

my sister's favorite breed.