grannys gone and done it

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Wishing4Wings said:
Wish we lived closer. You need an advocate when you are sick. Someone to watch what they are doing and taking notes on what's said and asking lots of questions. I'm particularly good with questions. Medical error is the 3rd leading cause of death in the US.
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they didnt even want to tell me what they were giving me ! Just here, drink this. What is it ? Just a little cocktail to see if it helps. I drink it, its MOM but it taste different . then my tongue goes numb. Why is my tongue numb ? cause it had lidocain in it.
 
granny hatchet said:
joke:

My sister and I was laying under this big shade tree when we were about 12&14 watching mom work. She came over where we were and seemed a little miffed. She said, I will give a quarter to which one of you 2 are the laziest. My sister jumped up and said I am, I am. I rolled over and said, Put it in my pocket.
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Your poor mom!
 
h2oratt said:
Oh granny doesn't sound good. Hope you can keep the tea down. Think you electrolytes are out of whack?
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Hi everyone, don't mean to just cut in!
Granny, sounds like u might have the sickness that's going around here. Everyone in my house has had stomach issues all week. Top and/or bottom of ya know what I mean...
 
My father told this one . dont know if it was a joke or not.

Him and mom working in the garden. She walked over to him and kicked him then went back to work like nothing had ever happened. He said, What was that for ? She said, Thats for being a lousy lover your whole life. Well, he pondered it for a while then he got up, walked over and kicked her back. He said, Thats for knowing the difference.
 
luvmyduck said:
Hi everyone, don't mean to just cut in!
Granny, sounds like u might have the sickness that's going around here. Everyone in my house has had stomach issues all week. Top and/or bottom of ya know what I mean...
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cut in anytime you want duck . I hope its a virus that passes quickly !
 
granny hatchet said:
My father told this one . dont know if it was a joke or not.

Him and mom working in the garden. She walked over to him and kicked him then went back to work like nothing had ever happened. He said, What was that for ? She said, Thats for being a lousy lover your whole life. Well, he pondered it for a while then he got up, walked over and kicked her back. He said, Thats for knowing the difference.
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I think you did tell that one. It was worth repeating.
 
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