grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

and either way a hand/finger is going up the poop chute.

Not a good ppicture considering my present problems

 

[Granny Hatchet]

TTY All later

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."


The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"


The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.


The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.


The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."


Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Quote:
which is exactly why I posted that.

 

[Akrnaf2]

 


on what ?  I promise not to cook..

-- for all his talk about the cooking he does I think it should be a no-brainer that Twist should do any/all cooking if he comes to visit - you know, putting his money where his mouth is and all that......

The "best" in dementia is that you get to meet new people every day without getting out of your house!

LOL - so very true.  I know a lot of folks struggle to find anything "funny" or "good" about dementia, but having dealt with it with several family members I find that is the only way to get through it with any shred of sanity.

My father in low a very impressive men, that l have had with him multi very long and deep disscoutions abaout milion issu is becoming an empty shell of itself du to thus horrible disease!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

well you all I have managed to avoid doing anything other then sit for over 2 hours. Time to get back to the salt mine.

Will catch you all latter tonight

MAY YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND HIT NOTHING BUT GREEN LIGHTS ON YOU HIGHWAY OF LIFE

 

[Akrnaf2]

well you all I have managed to avoid doing anything other then sit  for over 2 hours.  Time to get back to the salt mine.

Will catch you all latter tonight

MAY YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY  AND  HIT NOTHING BUT GREEN LIGHTS ON YOU HIGHWAY OF LIFE 

Thanks freind!

 

[rIrs roost]

ok what is sucker rod ?

I'm being good. I'm being good. I'm being good.

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police." Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!

. Women get us in trouble all the time.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

One meatie ready for the freezer. going at a whopping 7lbs. 3.4 oz. It was way to hard to pluck and I dont want to do it again. next one will be skinned. my hands are very tired.

Konner was raring to go with his rubber gloves. I should of took a picture. He was standing close when I sliced its neck off and he had a hold of the feet. For some reason he didnt let go and the main artery in the neck was squirting. He was covered in blood from head to toe. every where except his gloves that is ! I laughed tears. The look on his face..

 

[campingshaws]

Granny, he didn't like that my guineas are free range. He wanted everything contained in pens. But the state vet said it was fine. Guess ag vets are like doctors, in that none of them can agree on anything.

who the hell is he to tell you how to waste your money ?  My DH dont even do that ! Did you get what you wanted to test for ?

Nope. Just pulorim. But he compromised by saying to sit right for now and do additional testing later, as needed. He said AI costs $40 per tube, and they can fit 5 samples per tube, but it's done by private vets.