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ground zucchini,  lemon juice, sugar and regular  jello.
What's it good for?


Cute chicks you hatched Chaos!   :jumpy


Hi Red!   Hi Tippy!   Tippy, did you get a break from the rain today?  They were showing the flooding on the news yesterday, and it looked pretty bad.  Poor cows, water was almost over their heads! 
Thanks.
 
* Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish, do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.

* John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some."

When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.


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Origin of Left & Right ...

I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the

fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.


It surely can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson :

The last four letters in American.......... I Can
The last four letters in Republican........ I Can
The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats

End of lesson .... Test to follow on November 6 , 2016 .

Remember, November 2016 is to be set aside as rodent removal month
 
Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No.

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
 
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but zuchinni is flavorless is actually quite good. And anyone who eats pb and nanner has no room to talk
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[COLOR=000000] [/COLOR][COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D]*[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    

  [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D]       [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish, do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D]*[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]John  21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some."[/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D]    [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]When they did, they were unable to haul the net in[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]because of the large number of fish.[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
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   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]Origin of Left & Right[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]...[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]I  have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes  10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but  the heart of the[/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=1F497D][COLOR=1F497D] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord.  Amen.[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]It surely can't get any simpler than that.[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=FF0000][COLOR=FF0000]Spelling Lesson :[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=FF0000][COLOR=FF0000] [/COLOR][/COLOR]
[COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]    

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]The  last four letters in American.......... I Can[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]The  last four letters in Republican........ I Can[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]The last four  letters in Democrats......... Rats[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]End of lesson ....[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]Test to follow on November 6[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000], 2016 .[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] 

    

   [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]Remember, November 2016[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=000000][COLOR=000000]is to be set aside as rodent removal month[/COLOR][/COLOR]
:gig love it.
 
Cute chicks you hatched Chaos!
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Hi Red! Hi Tippy! Tippy, did you get a break from the rain today? They were showing the flooding on the news yesterday, and it looked pretty bad. Poor cows, water was almost over their heads!
It rained here again today.....poor Camping it will be at her place tomorrow.
 
Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No.

Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

They are married. He drank it away.
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