grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

you all know what a good GM I am right ? Konner said he wished we could get babies from my tolbunt with the broken leg and I said you can ! through AI. he said what is AI ? I couldnt for the life of me remember the right word. I knew/know what it is but couldnt spit it out. fast forward to DD coming over today. Konner says hey mom, guess what I learned about today ? I know how to (INsert mans name) off a rooster.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

NOT for me I have decided when I finally get out of my first childhood I am going right into my second one.

you wont ever get out of the first so no worries there. hahaa

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

you all know what a good GM I am right ? Konner said he wished we could get babies from my tolbunt with the broken leg and I said you can ! through AI. he said what is AI ? I couldnt for the life of me remember the right word. I knew/know what it is but couldnt spit it out. fast forward to DD coming over today. Konner says hey mom, guess what I learned about today ? I know how to (INsert mans name) off a rooster.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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going to have to change my name to Peter Pan hummmmmmmmm wonder how tights will look on hairy legs

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Yes, but I have done it my whole life! Missed college orientation because I got the weekend wrong.

Talk about feeling stupid!

I went to the DMV because my license was out of date and I didn't notice and I needed a new one. Waited for almost an hour only to find that I had been looking at the wrong date and the license was good for years. The guy was looking at me like I shouldn't even be driving!

Oh, and a real good one... teacher friend of mine was getting married. I was excited to go to the wedding. Bought a dress and shoes and everything. Morning of the wedding I got all dressed up, got in my car and drove the hour to the site worrying the whole time I was going to be late. No one was there.

It was Saturday, the wedding was Sunday.

Drove back home and and prayed the neighbors wouldn't see me. Next morning, did it all over again. I never told anyone! Smacking myself in the face is much less embarrassing!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I forget sometimes who I am talking to. he is 11 and now knows more then he should .

 

[Granny Hatchet]

going to have to change my name to Peter Pan hummmmmmmmm wonder how tights will look on hairy legs

gay

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Yes, but I have done it my whole life! Missed college orientation because I got the weekend wrong.

Talk about feeling stupid!

I went to the DMV because my license was out of date and I didn't notice and I needed a new one. Waited for almost an hour only to find that I had been looking at the wrong date and the license was good for years. The guy was looking at me like I shouldn't even be driving!

Oh, and a real good one... teacher friend of mine was getting married. I was excited to go to the wedding. Bought a dress and shoes and everything. Morning of the wedding I got all dressed up, got in my car and drove the hour to the site worrying the whole time I was going to be late. No one was there.

It was Saturday, the wedding was Sunday.

Drove back home and and prayed the neighbors wouldn't see me. Next morning, did it all over again. I never told anyone! Smacking myself in the face is much less embarrassing!

LOL wasnt your wedding was it ?

 

[Wishing4Wings]

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It's always women that play the role of Peter Pan anyway...

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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as in Happy ??? carefree ??