grannys gone and done it

[twisted-acres-farm]

A guy is exiting Church and as he passes the Priest say's nice sermon. The Priest says " how did you manage to get 2 black eyes.??"

The guys looks both ashamed and mad. Says " well as we were kneeling I noticed the lady in front of me had her dressed sort of trapped/tucked in between her cheeks. So I reached forward and pulled it out for her."


Priest "that explains the one black eye how about the other"

Guy " Well I thought maybe she wanted it stuck in there so I tucked it back in for her"

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. :/


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow.

interesting mental picture for a religious type of camp  

Guess I'll have to wear my swimsuit under a skirt.

Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. :/


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow.

LOL long day ? 

Yes. Want the rundown? e

I think Camping's goat and the Yak Star  are having a contest to see who can hold out the longest.      My voted day is tomorrow  for the goat

I have given up on Star. 

Aww poor Camping, not enough hours in a day

There might be enough hours, but I'm fat so I walk slow.

No just way too many things to do in a day in addition to raising a family. My hats off to you Camping

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

name for a nudist bible camp " Adam and Eve pre-snake "

 

[rIrs roost]

Nope not a Gemini haha. How is your back doing Red? I'm not going to tell you you shouldn't have lifted the dresser, cuz I probably would have tried to move it myself, lol. We never learn do we

Backs some better. And no we Never learn lol. My mind says no problem but my back suggest otherwise. I can't get my back to understand that things aren't too heavy. Lol . How are you and the dh doing? I miss y'all so much.

 

[rIrs roost]

A guy is exiting Church and as he passes the Priest say's  nice sermon.  The Priest says " how did you manage to get 2 black eyes.??"

The guys looks both ashamed and mad.  Says " well as we were kneeling I noticed the lady in front of me had her dressed sort of trapped/tucked in between her cheeks.  So I reached forward and pulled it out for her."


Priest  "that explains the one black eye  how about the other"

Guy   " Well I thought maybe she wanted it stuck in there so I tucked it bak in for her" 

 

[rIrs roost]

Y'all are kinda quiet tonight. Is granny still on?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Y'all are kinda quiet tonight. Is granny still on?

I think she went to take a pic of her tub. Maybe she got caught by Mr Bubbles and the Calgon Man.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOL just to show you the depth of course.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Y'all are kinda quiet tonight. Is granny still on?

Hi Red, you better ?

 

[rIrs roost]

I think she went to take a pic of her tub.  Maybe she got caught by Mr Bubbles and the Calgon Man. 

Or it could've been that shampoo that drives women crazy. You know the old commercials where the woman is screaming, YES YES YES?