grannys gone and done it

[The Konnerator]

random stuff about things

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Well, so much for that second shift. I finally get sober enough to talk and everyone disappears. Oh well, I have been "entertaining" myself for years.
Oh I know !

Back in the olden days (Twist you should remember this) , Back in the times of kings ruled the masses. The king was bored with punishment and off with their heads was not much fun. So he set up 3 tents. In the first tent he filled with wine, the 2nd tent he placed a lion with an abscessed tooth and in the 3rd tent he put a nymphomaniac . He said, Bring on the prisoner !
He told the prisoner you have 10 min. to drink the wine, come out 10 min. to pull that lions tooth and 10 to satisfy the nympho. Or we can chop of your head.
The prisoner figures he dont have anything to loose so he goes in the first tent and you can hear glug, glug, he stumbles out barely able to walk so the lead him to the second tent and they hear roaring and teeth ripping and clothes tearing and the prisoner is screaming . After the 10 min. is up the prisoner comes crawling out all bloody and says,"OK, now show me the lady with the abscess tooth.". He won his freedom .

 

[BantyChooks]

 

[kwhites634]

Well I hate to leave you un-attended there dear heart. But Robert is here and I have to get stuff done for Vickie's bday tomorrow and mow lawn and grocery store.

Why would you want to mow a grocery store?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hi Whites, CB just made me hotdogs for breakfast. gonna be an interesting day.

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

Hey granny

I'm so pleased to hear you are back on the land of the living today! Sounds like a rough day yesterday I really hope you are feeling better soon.

Back is getting better over here, much better than it was and I've been riding so I'm a happy bunny again Getting on and off is different to say the least but other than that all good.

Hot dogs sound good for breakfast

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hi York ! Glad to hear your better. Are you supposed to be riding ?
Only one polyp down yonder . very good news .

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

Hi York !  Glad to hear your better. Are you supposed to be riding ? 
Only one polyp down yonder . very good news . 

No not meant to be doing much of anything He basically said "Don't lift, bend or twist" But whilst it feels not too bad I'm still carrying on as normal. Some jobs just take a bit longer.

Great news on down yonder

 

[kwhites634]

Hi Whites, CB just made me hotdogs for breakfast. gonna be an interesting day.

Hey!
First time here in a while.....sounds like they've pulled you through a knothole backward recently. Sorry you've had to endure it all, but hopefully you'll recover quickly.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

did he mean forever or to give you time to heal ?