grannys gone and done it

[ChickenLady2014]

so Lets see if I have this right auto-correct  has renamed 3 of our members    prostar = prostate   chickenlady=  chicken pox   red=measles

Nope I named red measles lol

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Got 2 of them at my house right now granny. Don't mind the wet diapers but the poopy ones I can do without. Finally got Colton to crash. Just praying they will stay down for a while. Hi twist, you wanna come vacuum at my house. It sure could use it as well as dusting. If that darn lazy maid doesn't start doing a better job I'm going to have to fire her

dusting here is a bit of a lost cause I don't have windows I have sieves.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

my ceiling fan is very intersting thing to look at. and sometimes I put it in reverse just to watch it snow.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I handle all the poop, puke, and blood in this family. I CANNOT HANDLE LOOSE TEETH. First I gag, and then I feel faint. I can't watch it wiggle and I absolutely cannot be around when it's pulled.

The night my dd tried to eat corn on the cob with two loose teeth was the worst. She said "Uh, why is my corn so bloody?"

I turned around to look. I have no words to describe the state of her mouth. I had to go lie down.

I feel for you camping but I almost snorted coffee when I read your post. I'm guessing you aren't considering dental assistant as a possible side job.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

I know how to do it but not sure i should. no cussing .  but thank you.

baby I was changing today name is Kolten. LOL

that great, same name different spelling. And it is terribly hard to clean a babies bum with a wet paper towel.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

my ceiling fan is very intersting thing to look at. and sometimes I put it in reverse just to watch it snow.

yep been there done that. Or try to clean the blades before the fan has come to a complete stop on the bright side all the dust and fur animals do help to clog the bleeding head wounds.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Nope I named red measles lol

ah so a bit of a pay back nice and quickly done as well.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

What gets me are the noises when hubby snorts the snot Down the back of his throat then hoxs the lugy on the shower floor Gr..oss

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOl remember the falobi? instant hair cut and perfect every time. hooked up to a vacuum cleaner. and according to my father not safe for down yonder.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

wow miss lady you have only been a member for 21 months and have almost twice as many posts. I am impressed.