grannys gone and done it

[rIrs roost]

Granny you think you could have just a normal day today? You're due for one any day now.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I dont know about all that. new worker starting today for son and she is already butt dialing me.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

and she has got a LOT to work with

 

[campingshaws]

Dd was late to school. Going to be that sort of day, I suppose. Wish I could go back to bed and let my stunt double handle everything.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Can you call someone fat if your fat too ? I mean, is there a cut off limit ? like just because someone weighs 450 lbs . what do you need to be under in order to call them fat? 300 ? 250? whats the protocol for name calling ? maybe thats when clever words come into play like well endowed . I think maybe I will just say if she sits on my kid shes gonna kill him.

Tom wouldnt advise i bring my 80 gallon fish tank with me when we moved here because there was a weight limit on the floor . I feel like I could of brought it.

 

[Dannachic]

You know it would save us all a lot of trouble if we each get a couple different breeds that no one else has and then swap. Lol

thats a great idea newfie

 

[napdognewfie]

I think it's kind of a takes one to know one. Lol

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I think it's kind of a takes one to know one. Lol

Im sure your right LOL my fish tank was about 1000lbs. concentrated in one spot one the floor so when she gets here if i kinda spread her out over a wider space it should hold.

 

[napdognewfie]

Lol.

If the tank was on a stand then it was spread out over however many legs on it.

Maybe get her to sit on the couch. Spread it out a little. Lol

 

[Granny Hatchet]

hmm, never made fat jokes before. I truly dont have the right. LOL kinda fun though. maybe its been a while since i seen some one bigger then me. I think thats why i liked her

ok i will stop. I guess..