grannys gone and done it

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  1. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    you want me to pm it ?
     
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    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    ah shoot, takes all the fun out of it. The thing is Red, sorry Pearl , but as you age your prostrate enlarges, pushes against your urethra and causes you to pee more often and take longer to finish. Its from not having maritals often enough. that is the single best thing you can do for your bladder health. [​IMG]
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    get some Velcro panties that should keep you stuck and sound like you passing gas when you move or get up. BONUS the grands would love it.
     
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    probably dont need the sound effects.
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    so red needs his prostate massaged [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    he must of took it straight to heart. he is gone !
     
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    Dont laugh too hard Twist. you are older then him and unmarried ! hahaaaa
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    and I have matters well in hand [​IMG]
     
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    he will be back in a short min. betcha [​IMG]
     
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