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no red but thanks, I hope you are likin my sparklin personality thats makin you say that
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enough of that crap now... really did bug me cause they were sayin chit on the other thread and it was hittin home abit, and I ask if they needed my birth cert too. but it dont matter... I gotta go check in on the house now
 
Mutt or Newfie (or anyone else): any suggestions for teaching Ben to lay down? I've tried all the ways I know how but I can't get his belly on the floor, and he's too strong to wrestle and too bit to keep my hand on his rump (or I'm too small).
 
no red but thanks, I hope you are likin my sparklin personality thats makin you say that :hugs   enough of that crap now... really did bug me cause they were sayin chit on the other thread and it was hittin home abit, and I ask if they needed my birth cert too. but it dont matter...  I gotta go check in on the house now
Sally you've got a great personality to go with your looks. I love reading your post. They always make me laugh and brings a smile to my face. Hope that I didn't offend anyone with the joke. Newfie I'm glad you at least got 14 eggs that are in good shape.
 
Stop me if y'all have heard it . A man walk in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him that he has found Apple's that taste like different things and tells him to try it. The man looks at him crazy but decides to try it anyway. He takes a bite and to his surprise it taste just like beer. He asked the bartender what if he'd asked for vodka? The bartender tells him to turn the Apple around and take another bite. The man does and sure enough it tasted like vodka. About that time his buddy walks in and starts to order. His friend stop him and tells him that the bartender could give him an Apple that taste like whatever he wants. His friend says to the bartender, well in that case give me one that taste like a woman. The bartender hands him the Apple and the man takes a bite. He suddenly spit it out and says, that taste like a.. . The bartender says, turn it around.
:ep OMG Red, that's bad :gig


Thanks buddy! :hugs
 
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