grannys gone and done it

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Mornin y'all hugs to my granny
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no clue what happened last night, so I couldnt say g'night. But at least it made for a good nights rest! Dang twist how many cookies you gonna be makin in a week? Newfie I hope your feelin better today and I am still prayin for you and papa santee y'all as well. I'll catch up with you later on, I gotta get the pups looked after I think they need a bit of lovin, their eyes are openin now.
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soo, I am sitting making a post to Kathy when DH starts screaming at the top of his lungs ! My heart dropped to my feet. "come here oh god, hurry, hurry, PAM ! I need you , hurry. I actually dropped my computer and flew into the kitchen where he is standing by the front door . He is bouncing ! He holds both hands up to make a circle the size of a lunch plate and says , A spider, a spider, up my pants ! help me , ohh help me ! So I cuped my hands together and started where his leg joins his privets. I was rubbing my hands around becau7se if there was a spider that big it will either crush it or cause it to drop out. Nothing ! I say what leg ? he dont know . So I start on the other leg same thing . I have my hands buried up to his crotch ,all 3 dogs are raising hell and I hear, ummm, I will just leave this here on the porch mam.
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My fudge ! and the mail man ! watching me digging in Toms pants and tom hollering just do it , just do it ! I am now ready to die.
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Did I get the spider ? Sure I did ! it was the size of a pencil eraser . I did what any normal human would do. I laughed at tom and ate some fudge AND cookies. OMG they are so good. The butter cookies are very delicate and Molasses ? I never had before but just perfect little cookies . Not of them were broken except a tiny corner off of one and it was the first to go. LOL Tom took a whole big piece of the fudge and went in his room to lick his wounds.

You do understand that it was all a ruse to get you to do that. I can't wait to try it with the Princess. This may be the funniest thing I have ever read on BYC. Congratulations to the lucky man.
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good luck camping. and good morning.

sour, there are some things a man shouldn't have to put himself thru, just get felt up by the wife.

screaming like a little girl, because of a spider should be on that list.
 
good luck camping. and good morning.

sour, there are some things a man shouldn't have to put himself thru, just get felt up by the wife.

screaming like a little girl, because of a spider should be on that list.

I'll claim that it is something 'manly' like a yellow jacket. Bert, at this point in life
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I'll use any excuse possible.
 
Morning all ! Sourland, thank you for the compliment . what a night hu ? I never did get BYC back and I was up til 2am. You would think I would catch up on sleep but no, I start hunting my peeps down for a 3 way on FB .
 
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