grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

Nope, even though I still hang out on the Incubating Thread

Why do you ask?

Just seen you over there and wondered. I thought i was building a bator today but its too small so I will need to keep an eye for a larger cooler.

 

[Mutt Farm]

I told yall not to git me in trouble this woman is like a bear with a sore tooth she is over making sure i dont miss NOBODY. LOL

HI PAPA!!! I always miss you on here. You posted about your dad I think and chewing tobacco? Boy do I have a story. I'll post tomorrow. Could you find that story and repost for me? It's WAY back.

 

[rIrs roost]

All caught up! What a lovely flock here this evening! Hello everybuddy!

Hi tippy. How was work? We're you able to use the duct tape?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hi tippy ! Hi Red

 

[Dannachic]

That's a sight for sore eyes! I'm lucky to get one large egg a day. How many laying hens do you have?

8 are laying..i have 3 ee's almost 7 months old they still haven't laid,i have seen them squat and the combs are red but all they do is eat.i think they are pigs not hens..

 

[napdognewfie]

@lindalouly
Don't scream. Go lock yourself in your room or the bathroom. Got headphones? Turn them up. Stay in there and enjoy being "alone." After you are all nice and peaceful and calm, go out and find your sweet little children.

Remind them why they are getting it and whop them on the backside a few times with a yardstick. It will break before injuring them. It will also make a satisfying smacking sound when coming in contact with posterior, getting the attention of other miscreants. Let it be an example to the rest of them.

Smart kids pick up real fast on the speak softly and carry a stick concept. Dumb ones will try you a few times. Don't give in. Soon all you do need do is mention stick or hit it on counters and furniture as a threat. We had a big wooden whooping spoon. I didn't need to hit them, I just waved it around.

Just remind yourself that this too shall pass. It is just a season in your life. Right now, you might be crying hysterically but trust me, you will eventually laugh about these kinds of things (it can however take years to appreciate the humor in it).

 

[rIrs roost]

HI PAPA!!! I always miss you on here. You posted about your dad I think and chewing tobacco? Boy do I have a story. I'll post tomorrow. Could you find that story and repost for me? It's WAY back.

Don't forget mutt that you were gonna post a story about the dogs meds.

 

[Mutt Farm]

You have a great time with your lady friend Twist. Remember ~ stay out of the kitchen ~ enjoy your visit with your friend, cookies can wait.

Hey Chicken, Twist didn't mention the kitchen...

 

[Tippylou]

Quote: Work was better today. I couldn't use the duct tape on her mouth cause it would have ripped all the hairs of my bosses azz!

 

[Dannachic]

Work was better today. I couldn't use the duct tape on her mouth cause it would have ripped all the hairs of my bosses azz!