grannys gone and done it

[rIrs roost]

it was s ure nice of you granny to try and get me patience for Christmas 

Yea especially after you called her old and all.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

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well you know ummmmmmmm short term memory loss is one of the first things to go.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

At my age "getting lucky" means remembering what I went into a room to get.

 

[Tippylou]

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two a**h****.'
'What? He had two a**h****?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two a**h****.'

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Red, he knows how to push buttons as well as I do. And He knows the exact thing to say to make me forget him calling me old. LOL

 

[Mutt Farm]

So both of those are out for me!
what is my next option?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two ********.'
'What? He had two ********?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two ********.'

GROAN lol

 

[rIrs roost]

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two a**h****.'
'What? He had two a**h****?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two a**h****.'

Lol

 

[Mutt Farm]

Hahaha. Figured he could use it.

Is it little and blue?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Lol

man Im slow. LOL I dont know how you changed it but I didnt understand at first. very funny !!!