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making me hungry !

come eat with me.i don't have a tree up but we will have a good time.
 
caught up Well I guess that makes me not only the first rooster but the oldest on this site.
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I got papa by a month and some days. LOL

so I found some play pigs and cut them in half and the wrapped them in different sized boxes. also wrote on the cut side of the pig 1/2 pig Went o evil walmart after 20 mini in line I ma exiting the store so young chick say's I need to check your receipt. I said NO YOU DONT and YOU WONT everything is this cart is paid for and if you don't believe me go as the checker. and just keep on going. I looked back as I was exiting the store she was just standing there with her mouth wide open. Then 3 other stores, groceries, home unload fee Robert and I little ceasar's. Make the jelloo salad and get the base done for the "toasted Snow Square's" done and everything in fridge. WIll make topping tomorrow, peel 10 to 15 lbs of spuds and mic some vegies dinner done. The Swedish meatballs will be in crock pot.

HU ??? play pigs ?? you make meatball in the crock ? what about the grease ? wal-mart=
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My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and
there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He
mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!
a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
 
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