grannys gone and done it

[campingshaws]

CAMPING that giant poo you took a pic of are you sure it was a chicken??   and any idea of who??   after dumping (pun intended) that much weight I would look to see who is sort of floating in the air.    It twas truly impressive.

I should weigh it. It's bigger than her eggs.

 

[rIrs roost]

I should weigh it. It's bigger than her eggs.

How did I miss the poo pic?

 

[rIrs roost]

Looks like I've got a broody hona. :/ Check out that giant poop! I took four eggs from her and put them in the bator.

Good Lord she's definitely broody

 

[lindalouly]

It's sunny outside and my dang car is broke. I need to get stuff to get stuff done.. Grrrrrr

 

[prostar]

Linda it's a pity we're not closer. Double trouble erranding!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play Hi Fi music in women’s breast implants.


The iTit will cost between $499 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.


This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots

Jeff Foxworthy​

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE!​

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Good morning everyone!!!

Hubs and I are off to do errands this morning. Thankfully the feed store does not have tempting chicks, so I am free to go! Sun is brightly shining after 3 days of rain. I would enjoy it more if I knew it was going to rain next week, but apparently it is not.


Granny, hope you are taking it easy. And Tom too. Are we going to have to say Tom's gone and done it!?

Prostar, your dog reminds me of my Lucy I used to have. Half collie. Perpetual puppy!

Camping, I think we need to have a new HAL contest. Biggest Broody Turd! But what would the prize be?

Red, sorry about your Silkie being a rooster. Keep an eye for some hens and you will get them one day! Congrats on your new additions! 3 for 1. Pretty good!

Linda, you got to get your wheels fixed!

Hey Twist! You really must get over your camera phobia, because when my baby vicarious yaks are born, I want LOTS of pictures!

Hi Watermelon!

Hi to anyone else out there whose name isn't showing in the box!

Going to get ready and head on out. See ya later!

 

[Goodneatstuff]

hi good neat    post when you are able or caught up  

Good morning Twist How is your day going so far, besides grey? It's sunny and 64* here.

Good morning and/or afternoon everyone!

 

[prostar]

Hey wings!! I told hubs that I've seen reports on Facebook of various tractor supplies getting chicks in - and I needed him to chaperone me lest I come home with little chickies. Oh the look I got....