grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

Tom sounds like a curmudgeon. He still make you coffee in the morning?

yes he always has. I make it strong he dont like that. So unless he wants to have chewy coffee he makes it.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I am actually starting to get sleepy again.

GS woke me once to say my back was on the floor and my feet in the air. (new recliner) . Heard Tom say, "its ok, she is used to laying like that". Gonna smack him when I see him in the morning.

Why wait til morning!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Why wait til morning!

I scare the crap out of him when I have to wake him up and he jumps and that scares me. I rather him see it coming.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Yep! Reminds me of how you don't like opening those pop open canisters of rolls. POP! Thought I was the only one who won't open those.

I have been know to accidentally drop the can on the floor really hard to get them to open. Someone usually volunteers to do it.



Almost lost a chick just now. Distressed cheeping. Went out to the garage to find one chick down where the dogs were laying. As soon as she saw me come out, Belle tried to eat him. I jumped on her and got him away with only wet tail feathers. Some old person forgot to put the gate up on the cage.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

wow, that was a close call. funny she waited for you though. hmm...
I actually have a legit medical reason for the pop scaring me. I have adrenal hyperplasia . my adrenaline will go into over time quickly.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Why are the Irish Jokes so simple?

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced,
"Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"

Finnegin:
"My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning I can't break
her of it."
Keenan:
"What on earth is she doin' at that time?"
Finnegin:
"Waitin' for me to come home."

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky
because his own wife makes him walk.

An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question,
he answers with another question?"
"Who told you that ?"

Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."

Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?
A. A bachelor.

Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" he said. "Send an ambulance,
my wife is goin' to have a baby!"
"Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked.
"No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'."

Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for
their sexual relations to arrive?

My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a
week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs .

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I don't have any legit reason. I'm just a big baby! Don't like those cans or champagne corks going off either. I don't really like those rolls to eat and I don't like champagne, so no motivation.

The chick that almost got eaten was the first male to show himself. Like at day 3.

He is big and gangly and silkied and of all, I would miss him the least, but he is #1's favorite, of course. Belle has dominance issues with me. Could be the chick flew/fell down right as I opened the door, but as soon as I saw him down there and told the dog no she went for the big chomp. Flying tackle saved the baby, but hubs thought I went a little crazy!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

all caught up.

Attempted to go to mass this evening , did the whole S_S_S thing locked up the motel and got to mass just before the processional. Managed to make it to the second reading before I started a coughing spasm left the church and sat in truck for 15 minutes before it finally quit. This was with me sucking on a cough drop the whole time.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Hiya Twist! Sounds like a trip to see the doctor is coming on Monday. You should at least have them check for bronchitis or pneumonia. Coughs can linger for weeks, but spasms are not good, so make sure you don't have an infection.

Good Irish jokes. My grandpa was of Irish descent, but he was 2nd generation, I think, so very American, and no stories of the old country.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Hiya Twist! Sounds like a trip to see the doctor is coming on Monday. You should at least have them check for bronchitis or pneumonia. Coughs can linger for weeks, but spasms are not good, so make sure you don't have an infection.

Good Irish jokes. My grandpa was of Irish descent, but he was 2nd generation, I think, so very American, and no stories of the old country.

no infection I have been a good boy and kept to myself LOL