grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

To spill my guts?? It would be so mild and boring. The bad kids still considered me to be a good kid. The good kids... Well... They knew better.

I bet you could teach us all a thing or 2 . We all have heard storys about the preachers daughters. hahaa

 

[Granny Hatchet]

And then she says, "Moma, are you ever going to grow up?"

I must have looked like a complete @ss sitting there spitting out grass and laughing so hard I cried.

When I could talk again, I asked her why did she think I needed to waste time trying to grow up now? I got to be this old, why waste time now?

The neighbors are probably still laughing!!!!

cracking me up

 

[Dannachic]

cracking me up

my neighbors think i'm a drunk..i was in the yard with one of my dizzy spells wind was blowing hard my house coat went above my head i couldnt get it to stay down so i staggered back in the house..

 

[Granny Hatchet]

THE KAT WHISPERER

 

[campingshaws]

To spill my guts?? It would be so mild and boring. The bad kids still considered me to be a good kid. The good kids... Well... They knew better.

I bet you could teach us all a thing or 2 . We all have heard storys about the preachers daughters.   hahaa

 

[Dannachic]

it's my bed time..i'm so glad everyone is in a happy mood..love u all..sweet dreams...

 

[Granny Hatchet]

my neighbors think i'm a drunk..i was in the yard with one of my dizzy spells wind was blowing hard my house coat went above my head i couldnt get it to stay down so i staggered back in the house..

hahahaaa, I hope you dont wear the same thing under yours that I do !!!!

why do you have dizzy spells ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

it's my bed time..i'm so glad everyone is in a happy mood..love u all..sweet dreams...

sweet dreams .

edited to add, Its all enolas fault.

 

[enola]

The worst thing I was ever involved in happened one night when we couldn't find anything entertaining to do......

A girl I barely knew loaded us up in a car, stopped to buy beer and said she knew something that would be fun to do..... We drove around on a country road until we pulled up to what appeared to be an empty house. She got out and started throwing rocks through all the windows. It turns out her sister got caught breaking and entering into this house and got some jail time for selling what she stole. When I found this out I told her I wanted nothing to do with vandalizing the house. She took me back to town and dropped my and my friend off on the corner.

A couple of weeks later the house burned down. She was eventually arrested and spent time in jail. I sure for a long time that I was going to be arrested and thrown in jail, too. But, that never happened.

I often wonder what became of her.....

 

[Granny Hatchet]

can you guys imagine having all your oops moments caught on film ? I guess them with great memory dont need that but it would be awesome. My last one would be cleaning crab meat off the key board.