grannys gone and done it

[ChickenLady2014]

no wafers still. tired of this crap. no tracking # do have an order # but thats all. Son is feeling bad. wants to go to er but i think we should wait a bit. been down this road a few times. its his crones. mixed with beef sticks.  

Oh no, sorry to hear about your son. Hope he gets to feeling better fast. Really sorry that your wafers haven't come yet. Do you have the hatching eggs from Jessshan in hand or is he waiting to send them out after you get this glitch fixed?

 

[rancher hicks]

rancherhicks, are you insinuating I was meddling in someone's marriage business?

Of course not. Why would I be insinuating that?

You and Mike are happy and that's all that matters was my point.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

he is waiting til i have the bator ready. son is now in my bed and saying his head is throbbing. Rancher, I am dry today and could use some humor. how about throwing me a couple ?

 

[rancher hicks]

Well now what can I say, with your poor son and his head hurting like it is? Lord help grannies sons head feel better. Amen.

It's pretty cold here which of course the news said it would be. I may have to hug my mother in law just to get warm.

I keep begging DW to move to Texas. I may move there without her it's so cold. Seriously.

I've been seeing lots of Rabbit tracks in the yard. Some I think are under the coop. It's funny to see the tracks in the deep snow. I wonder where they are going.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A hot crossed bunny.

I take hot water out to the birds each morning.

I hung up Valentines lights and had the granddaughter help me make Valentine hearts to hang up. Some she's decoupaged to the wall with her glue stick. Those will be fun to clean off.


I once had a girl tell me she couldn't be my valentine for medical reasons. She said I made her sick.

What do farmers give their girl friends for Valentines day? Hogs and Kisses.

What do Cannibals give for Valentines day? Boxes of Famers Fannies.

I got a card from my ex wife on Valentines day once. It said Happy Independance Day.

Once she asked me, What's the difference between a Calendar and you? She said a Calendar has a date on Valentines day.

She was a mean woman.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

hahahaaaa ,

oh Rancher ! I guess they would be crossed. thank you, and thank you for the prayer. Gotta love Independence day . tomorrow is valentines day? bet my ol man dont know that either. at least he better not because he sure didnt get me any thing. I bet your a pip. how many yrs. have you been married ? 20 for me this time around. Tell him all the time thats too long to be with one person. LOL

 

[Sunset Ranch]

To Granny and Gang... Sending you some love

 

[Suzierd]

no wafers still. tired of this crap. no tracking # do have an order # but thats all. Son is feeling bad. wants to go to er but i think we should wait a bit. been down this road a few times. its his crones. mixed with beef sticks.  

Very sorry to hear Granny I didn't know your son had Crones also, I hope he gets to feeling better today. Have they tried taking gluten out of the diet or other things?
Come on Wafers! Maybe their going around the world first.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Good morning all. WOW over 16 hours with out a post Granny I slipping. HOW on earth did you manage to get an old age tax credit????? Still working on getting tax crap put together. writing off over $17,000.00 in bad debts which is down from the previous year. Carpet installer will be here wed and thurs replacing one rooms carpet (less then 2 years old) and then new bath floor and carpet in room in one we are just finishing remodeling. Court on the 25 for eviction. Had jury duty this past weds. what a JOKE. I was a good boy thought and kept my mouth shut didn't want to piss off the Judge same bleeding heart liberal that I will have in the eviction hearing. Have had him 2x before. He tells the people I am trying to get out that he can't give them legal advice and then turns around and gives them the advice. Of course I make sure all of my i's are dotted and t's crossed so he really has no choice but to rule in my favor. At least this eviction won't cost me 1,000.00 for a lawyer. 'Cuz I be having a lease now.

That will be the last of the drunk/druggies/deadbeats here at the motel. Every time I see her she promises she'll be out the next day told her the last time that's fine but will still see her in court on the 25. Also told her she would NOT know the truth or keep a promise if her life depended on it. The hens are doing good and eggs sales are pretty much keeping up with demand.

Pups are growing and now have the following nicknames. Holy & terror / diz & aster or spawn of satan.

Mom is still letting them nurse occasionally. Funny to watch the adult dogs with the pups when we are in the basement. All the adults are up on the couch watch the little ones run around and attempting to get up on the couch. Like to many people in a boat surrounded by patrolling sharks.

The pups favorite toy when down there is Yuri's tail. He is so good with the pups.

The newest thing is for the pups (when in the puppy pen) to try to swim in the water dish or paw the water out of it until dry so that Noel can sleep in it and then they paw all the puppy chow out of the food dish so Beth can sleep in that one.

Their colors are now black and newspaper ink gray and brown(liver) and newspaper in gray. When Beth is out of the pen her tail does not stop wagging. Her eye's are always bright and twinkly ( full of the evil spirits me thinks)

Well all the news are here that fit to print. Hope the wafer's show up soon and the bunny get better. The weather improves.

TTFN

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Just thought of a joke for you all

So the other day I asked my granddaughter if she new what Monday was. She said yep it's president's day. The I asked her if she new what that meant or was about. She said yes it's when the president comes out of the white house and if he see's his shadow we have another YEAR OF BULL@#%%. It hurt when you shoot hot coffee out of your nose.

My aunt sent me this joke. I have no children or grandchildren of my own.

 

[rancher hicks]

hahahaaaa ,

oh Rancher ! I guess they would be crossed. thank you, and thank you for the prayer. Gotta love Independence day . tomorrow is valentines day? bet my ol man dont know that either. at least he better not because he sure didnt get me any thing. I bet your a pip. how many yrs. have you been married ? 20 for me this time around. Tell him all the time thats too long to be with one person. LOL

Well now they say married men live longer. It only seems longer.

I had to get married. I was single for so long I got tired of finishing my own sentences.

My wife said she married me expecting change and that's all she's ever gotten.

My wife said you used to be so much fun, what happened? I said I married you.

The person who said money can't buy love didn't know where to shop.

My wife said "I don't know why I married you". I said why don't you google it, they say you can find anything on the internet.

Seriously, I don't understand the world today. Now they got Match.com, E Harmony and Craigslist and kids still can't find mate. Maybe it's because those sites don't serve booze.

I mean really? We had the local gin mill and found someone, they've got the whole world and can't find anyone? Well not necessary a gin mill.

See now girls want to marry a rich man, of course considering the way things have been going financially here, so do I.

Anyhow, they need to learn to fish where the fish are if you know what I mean.

Now they have Farmer.com for finding a mate. Well you sure won't find many rich farmers these days. Of course if a woman is looking to lose weight that might be the place to go, cuz she's sure to work her butt off.