grannys gone and done it

[Mutt Farm]

Can you call someone fat if your fat too ? I mean, is there a cut off limit ? like just because someone weighs 450 lbs . what do you need to be under in order to call them fat? 300 ? 250? whats the protocol for name calling ? maybe thats when clever words come into play like well endowed . I think maybe I will just say if she sits on my kid shes gonna kill him.

Tom wouldnt advise i bring my 80 gallon fish tank with me when we moved here because there was a weight limit on the floor . I feel like I could of brought it.

I seriously have tears from laughing! My Aunt Phyllis was very large. She was from the UP Mi. She'd come out 1-2X per year, I had to put 3/4' plywood on the trundle bed so she didn't fall through! We all scrambled to sit in the good recliner so she didn't break it like the last one! Loved that woman and boy could she cook.

 

[Mutt Farm]

Wow....what a week!! Not only have I been busy here at the house, but the spammers on BYC have just gone nuts! Every time I check in here, there is 1000 threads to delete, move, spammers to ban.... I haven't had one moment to myself to post, send PM's or even think!!

It is gonna take me a week to get through the 850 posts you all have been yammering on about.

That stinks! The spammers were crazy! I was missing 2 days and had I think 400 posts? Caught up in time to say goodnight! BTW, sent you some rain! After I fussed about it always missing us, It RAINED!!!

Less than 1/2 in, but it knocked the dust down. Should be pouring where you are?

Maybe mutt can write a synopsis for you since she just caught up last night?

I probably should do that shouldn't I

! Certainly no need to read EVERY post! It took me 4 hours!

 

[Mutt Farm]

FINISHED! I read fast, but I've had acute Optical Rectitus for two days! Wow. Seriously ya'll, when you read 500 posts it reads like a wonderful story of a great family. Laughed, cried, worried, someone should turn this into a book!
It'd take another 2 hours to say all the things I want to say! I'll spare you!

LOVE the new dog wishing! Granny, what a horrible day with kids and van! New EE and a new mop?

Twist you sure do Yak! Sucks to be a cat at your house. Roost?

for even worrying, but

Life is not for the faint of heart. I'm getting confused. Enola, see you on the 20! Pearl? Howdy! Jane,

on new chicks! Camping,

on downsizing, but...new ch lab? Chicken Lady, that avatar is way too cute to dust with! Breathe...That's allI can remember right now!

Now THIS is a great idea!!!

There you have it! So you could pick up at oh say 1797!

 

[Mutt Farm]

Maybe mutt can write a synopsis for you since she just caught up last night?

I feel like the kid in the Allstate ins commercial!

 

[Mutt Farm]

At least I'm not as bad as my dad. He was under the house one day and heard a rattling spraying sound. Looked in the direction of the sound with his flashlight and seen two rattlesnakes. Tore his head up to get out from under the house. Immediately goes in the house to get his 12gauge loaded with buckshot. Gets back under the house, spots the snakes, and fires a round. After one shot he hears more hissing. Panics. Thinking he's surrounded by rattlers, he starts unloading everywhere he heats a sound. When it's all over. He pulls out 2 rattlesnakes (that he shot first) and all the plumbing under the house. Turns out when he shot the two snakes, some of the pellets hit one of the water lines causing the water to spray out making a hissing sound. So I guess when he heard it after he shot the first time, he figure there must have been hundreds of them under there. He said with every shot, sounded like more and more snakes surrounding him.

Remind me to tell you about gopher gassers, flares and an air compressor.

 

[Mutt Farm]

It's only fun till someone gets hurt.

Then it's hilarious. Lol

^^^ X2!

 

[Mutt Farm]

I got a tiny egg today! Any guesses as to whether it came from a pullet or a fairy?

That's a very cute lil egg! No yolk! I had one pullet lay 2 in a day after 2 wks of normal eggs. They were tiny too. I saved them. I'm a dork like that.

 

[Mutt Farm]

Okie Dokie! Doo tee doo tee doo So Hi Mutt! Looks like you're bored? Whole page of posts?

 

[Mutt Farm]

Okie Dokie! Doo tee doo tee doo So Hi Mutt! Looks like you're bored? Whole page of posts?

Yeah Mutt, my last training dog went home, no boarding dogs, easier day here.

 

[rIrs roost]

that is hilarious Red !  funny, funny. I will need to repeat that one if i may ?  
no blue egg of course. Lady is here and they are doing good together.

You're more than welcome to repeat anything I say. Just don't hold me responsible lol