grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

heard about a fella that got a DUI on his lawnmower. In our county........

that to me is hilarious........

wonder if that was him ? hahaa I call riding lawn mower tractor. at least mine is

 

[Granny Hatchet]

He called his sister once and asked her what was the phone # for 911

 

[napdognewfie]

We had neighbors move in across the road who were elderly and not in that great of shape. Several of the neighbors ran across the street when they saw the riding mower tip over and him just laying there. They though he had another stroke! Nope. Dead drunk. And he did it all the time till he died.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

so, you al want to hear why I think Im losing my mind ??
remember the chicken that died and the dog was playing with it ? I never did find it. until today. I only have one like that. I made sure of it. Its in the coop running around as happy and healthy as can be. Now, I know this is not possible , the thing was stiff and if for some reason it was resurrected it still couldnt get back in the coop. ergo, I have lost my mind.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

We had neighbors move in across the road who were elderly and not in that great of shape. Several of the neighbors ran across the street when they saw the riding mower tip over and him just laying there. They though he had another stroke! Nope. Dead drunk. And he did it all the time till he died.

oh geez hahaa

 

[napdognewfie]

so, you al want to hear why I think Im losing my mind ??
remember the chicken that died and the dog was playing with it ?  I never did find it. until today. I only have one like that. I made sure of it. Its in the coop running around as happy and healthy as can be. Now, I know this is not possible , the thing was stiff and if for some reason it was resurrected it still couldnt get back in the coop.   ergo, I have lost my mind.

You have zombie chickens!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

First night in detroit in my own home. I wake up and glance out the windows . across the street I see a body in a trunk of a car with only the feet sticking out. I froze there for a while . finally called the cops. they didnt come, never did. so I went to my moms next door and sent my step father over there. same thing. passed out drunk. then he used to do that all the time.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

You have zombie chickens!

I am totally freaked out by this to th point I dont want it in there. it is a tiny bantam frizzle grey in color.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

there are a ton of feathers right in front of the door and inside the door

 

[Tumbling K]

of the house or the coop?