grannys gone and done it

[Tippylou]

I'm procrastinating lunch prep and breakfast cleanup. It's boring all alone.

Making "mom soup" for lunch. It's beef tips and smoked sausage, mixed veg, and tomato juice. Sometime beans, but not today. It's my mom's recipe. We eat it ladled over rice. It's "mom soup" because I used to call it vegetable soup, but the vegetarians would always get confused. "Vegetable NOT VEGETERIAN" Soup" felt a little combative.

Sounds yummy!

 

[rIrs roost]

Good Morning just a little something to put a smile on you face while I catch up
[COLOR=000080]An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone.[/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]He yelled, "Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet??"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that’s good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: “The chit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar.[/COLOR]

 

[Tippylou]

For all those in the "bean" discussion!

 

[rIrs roost]

For all those in the "bean" discussion!

' good one tippy

 

[Dannachic]

Good Morning just a little something to put a smile on you face while I catch up

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.

The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone.
He yelled, "Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet??"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that’s good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: “The chit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar.

 

[Dannachic]

Thank you Danna! I usually say it really fast like "It's goodneatstuff!", but that doesn't really work so well when you're typing. So whatever you want to call me is just fine. I guess I'm going to have to decide sooner or later, huh?!

i'll call you good stuff until you want to change it..

 

[Goodneatstuff]

i'll call you good stuff until you want to change it..

Sounds good to me Danna.

 

[jane s chickens]

60s here through friday. Low of 38. My 9 week old chicks sure are growing well on fermented chick starter. Straw in coops and run sure has helped with mud. Alabama plays florida for sec championship at 3 ct on cbs if anyone is interested. Clemson and NC at 7 ct on abc. Iowa and michigan st what time and chAnnel?

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Good Morning just a little something to put a smile on you face while I catch up
[COLOR=000080]An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone.[/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]He yelled, "Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet??"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that’s good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: “The chit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar.[/COLOR]

OMG too funny Twist

 

[ChickenLady2014]

For all those in the "bean" discussion!

Omg Tippy so funny, thank for the joke