grannys gone and done it

[Tippylou]

Quote:
thank you to quote York I was quit "chuffed" when I figured that one out.
I have my Mormor's recipe for Spritzar cookies, they are made with a cookie press. I am always quite "chuffed" when I come up with a great solution.

 

[campingshaws]

Yay hope Newfie recoups quick!!!


So yay. Got a temp job. Reception/admin at a tax law firm. Huzzah!


Going to shoot my hubs though. I'm so excited for this, back in a law firm and all, since it looks like I will have to start at the bottom and work my way up...since we Canucks don't know how to law or something...


And right off the bat he's all concerned if it will mess with his New Years plans. Ughhhhh!!!

Congrats  Pro 

x2!

 

[Tippylou]

Quote: x2!

X3

 

[prostar]

you got your foot in the door now  "A"   and you can show them what you know "A"      LOL   sorry I don't know how you all spell "A"  that seems to come after every sentence un in Canada  Land  "A"  

Eh? What are you talking aboot?

 

[Tippylou]

Borrowed from FB.

During lunch at work last week, I ate Bean burrito, which I know I shouldn’t have. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone …rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The Bean buriito I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: “Happy Birthday” 

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Thanks Sally. Think I'm going this evening. Couldn't hardly move this morning from hunting yesterday.
welcome bubbles. There is a lot of craziness here lol.
owned guns since I was ten. Never had to use one in defense thank God but I would if I had too. Heard someone talking in Wal-Mart about a young woman and man that come in with their guns holsterd on their sides. They didn't think that they should be able to carry in Wal-Mart. I told them that I personally felt safer now then I did before they entered the store. They gave me strange looks and I explained that if some crazy idiot was to come in with guns blazing that maybe one of them would take him out before he took anyone out. Don't know if they understood my thinking but I just wanted them to look at it in a different way. I'd much rather see a good citizen with a firearm on their side or concealed then some gang looking character walking around looking suspicious. Trying to figure out what to steal or who to stab. Some people need to use their heads. If I see someone carrying, to me that says that they have probably had a lot of experience with guns and know gun safety. These people aren't the ones that you have to worry about. My cousin carries and has what some are calling cop killers the ar 15. He is a hunter safety instructor. He shoots targets and hunts with the ar some. He has no criminal record and is one of the smartest and nicest people you'd ever met. I read an article about these ar 15s that certain government officials have named cop killers. They interviewed a couple of cops and the cops said that to their knowledge, no cop has ever been shot with one. They also said that they weren't really worried about the ar. They were more worried about the small guns that criminals would hide on them that they couldn't see. Sorry so long but I just wanted everyone to know that just because someone owns a gun or twelve doesn't mean that they intend on shooting a person. I personally own ten and have never even pointed a gun at anyone.
hope you feel better Jane.

this hits me red, cause me and husband carry everywhere cept school courthouse and hospital, concealed of course, my dad had me get carry permit as soon as I was old enough. So if your in my wally world, I gotch yer back an I am sure I aint the only one round here.

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Sally I see you trying to dance with twist again. Its nice of you to try to make an old man feel good.

your terrible red....

Here it is ! mu-mus for Bert !

That aint HIS mu mus!!! Thats REDs cereal I done made for him the other night for snack granny, ask red imself!!!

You're funny... I'm not obsessed about gelding horses, but very few studs are what I consider stud quality. Major is a lovely pony, but not stud quality.

Cats and dogs, I say spay and neuter all of them.

-Kathy

he is a cutey Kath!!

X3

x4

Borrowed from FB.

During lunch at work last week, I ate Bean burrito, which I know I shouldn’t have. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone …rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The Bean buriito I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: “Happy Birthday” 

snort!

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Borrowed from FB.

During lunch at work last week, I ate Bean burrito, which I know I shouldn’t have. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone …rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The Bean buriito I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: “Happy Birthday” 

OMG Tippy

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Congratulations Star for landing a new job. Really hope this works into the job you've been searching for

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Newfie, so glad to hear you came thru your procedure ok. Thanks for having granny let us know Feel better soon