grannys gone and done it

[Sally Sunshine]

Hey twist...
little wiggle butts are getting big and walkin around, only have one eye open on one of them....
I like the boy

he is gettin all spoiled

 

[prostar]

Dawww Sally!

You're making me want a puppy again.

Well, the agreement was any more cars = more chickens or another dog...

 

[willzpapa]

Hey y'all.don't.pay the ransom I escaped.

 

[willzpapa]

Wife's sick baby was like.a.wild Indian on the warpath Lord help me.she.ruined me.ragged moral of.the story don't have kids at 50 unless you are healthy lol

 

[willzpapa]

Well I'm off agin they bring my Sd home.from hospital his family didn't have no where to put a hospital bed so they took him to mom's I'm gonna help her a few minutes this evening to git him settled

Y'ALL BELESSED.I.KNOW.I.AM JUST BY Y'ALL BEING HERE

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Well I'm off agin they bring my Sd home.from hospital his family didn't have no where to put a hospital bed so they took him to mom's I'm gonna help her a few minutes this evening to git him settled

Y'ALL BELESSED.I.KNOW.I.AM JUST BY Y'ALL BEING HERE

Thank Papa, we are very blessed to have you here. Glad SD is able to go home, continued prayers for him & all of you. Sorry to here that your wife is not feeling well. God bless you both

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Hey twist... little wiggle butts are getting big and walkin around, only have one eye open on one of them.... I like the boy he is gettin all spoiled

Oh he is so stinking cute

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Thank Papa, we are very blessed to have you here. Glad SD is able to go home, continued prayers for him & all of you. Sorry to here that your wife is not feeling well. God bless you both

x2 hi'ya lisa

he is a love bug, loves to cuddle my neck the we widdle stinks!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Sending Yuri and Missallette out to the farm, There a fence around on of the doors you come in with lots of steps maybe and "catch" her when she is a step down from him. Should also help for them not to have Beth bouncing around them trying to figure out the "new game" they are playing and wanting to join in.

 

[rIrs roost]

Yay hope Newfie recoups quick!!! So yay. Got a temp job. Reception/admin at a tax law firm. Huzzah! Going to shoot my hubs though. I'm so excited for this, back in a law firm and all, since it looks like I will have to start at the bottom and work my way up...since we Canucks don't know how to law or something... And right off the bat he's all concerned if it will mess with his New Years plans. Ughhhhh!!!

congratulations star! e

Borrowed from FB.

During lunch at work last week, I ate Bean burrito, which I know I shouldn’t have. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone …rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The Bean buriito I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: “Happy Birthday” 

tippy this is the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

this hits me red, cause me and husband carry everywhere cept school courthouse and hospital, concealed of course, my dad had me get carry permit as soon as I was old enough. So if your in my wally world, I gotch yer back an I am sure I aint the only one round here.

as soon as I'm able I will do the concealed course. Some people just see guns as dangerous. Which they are in the wrong hands. I'll be walking beside you and your hubby in Wal-Mart until I get my concealed carry.

Hey twist... little wiggle butts are getting big and walkin around, only have one eye open on one of them.... I like the boy he is gettin all spoiled

oh my I want one.