grannys gone and done it

[willzpapa]

hahahahahohohohoho ahem whered that come from

 

[willzpapa]

Camping. You are simply amazing!!

Red, the whole conference isn't doing well!! Lol

Papa... Come cook for me.... Sad big round eyes and pouty lips

Twisted.... Well.... Hmmmmm

Who would feed my babies

 

[rIrs roost]

Abs of steel

Nope fat and flubber

nope gut of elastic

that too.

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50 HAND JOB: $250.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help?"
The old golfer leans over the bar & whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes & with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”
The old golfer leans in even closer & into her left ear says softly: “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

omg tippy I don't know what I'd do if you weren't on this thread. You keep me laughing. Thank you.

 

[rIrs roost]

Who would feed my babies

Glad your toes getting the infection out papa. That's a hurting thing.

 

[willzpapa]

yeah soakin my toe while dishwasher runs lauren is facinated with my foot tub

 

[Mutt Farm]

Finally caught up reading after 3 weeks. Today is our 38th anniversary. Dh out of town working in TN.

Congratulations! Happy Anniversary! Wow! 38 years! That is remarkable Jane! Glad you finally caught up. So much fun stuff. I'm always so far behind. Like right now. BBL.

 

[rIrs roost]

yeah soakin my toe while dishwasher runs lauren is facinated with my foot tub

I know you enjoy her papa. She's adorable.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Good jokes, Tippy!

Hubs hit a deer last year. Well, actually more like the deer jumped on his car! Cost half the value of the car to get fixed.

Used the insurance for once!

 

[lindalouly]

Papa, you just have to make an extra room!! I'll just show up for dinner!!! Lol

 

[lindalouly]

Mutts here!!!!!!