grannys gone and done it

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Good morning everyone. Hope today is better for everyone than yesterday. Mine is starting out bumpy but it's early yet and I can turn it around. Love you guys.. Will be off and on all day. Gotta get the run figured out and up today.
if it starts out bumpy, go find something to hug..........
 
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me too!!!
thank you for the beautiful pic to start the day. First thing that popped up this morning. Literally.


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Bert, is that your fantasy?   Or are you a cross dresser?????

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:gig no way Bert is that pretty. How are you doing Enola?


darn skippy I am a KY. girl

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from the North. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from the West. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from the Kentucky. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Sometimes at Wal~Mart, they bring in temporary help. One week I was working with a girl that was a very good worker. I asked her if she had ever applied for a job at Wal~Mart, She said they wouldn't hire her she was a felon. Really, what did you do????? 

She caught her boyfriend in bed with her best friend...........  She killed them both !!!!!!!!!

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omg I worked at a place before that would bring in people on work release. They'd go back to their cells after working. I asked one guy what he done to land himself in prison. He said, I killed a guy for asking to many questions.
 
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