KNOW YOUR HYMNS
Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..............Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn.............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..........Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn..............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn.........Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn............Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.............I've got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn.............The Great Physician
AND, for those who speed on the highway, here are a few more hymns:
45mph.......................... God Will Take Care of You
65mph.......................... Nearer My God To Thee
85mph.......................... This World Is Not My Home
95mph.......................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph........................ Precious Memories
Lord, give me a sense of humor.
Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life.
And pass it on to other folk.