grannys gone and done it

[twisted-acres-farm]

bbl Congrats on the new addition there Granny I am sure you will do fine and if to much trouble you can always borrow bee's shock color

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

· Life is sexually transmitted.

· Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again..

· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'


· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

· Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?


· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!

LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!!

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

YOU
DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ​

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

that will teach you to leave me unattended LMAO TTFN

 

[lindalouly]

[COLOR=000000]I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!![/COLOR] [COLOR=000000]LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!![/COLOR]

[COLOR=002041]THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS[/COLOR], [COLOR=002041]BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.[/COLOR] [COLOR=002041]NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.[/COLOR] [COLOR=002041]SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.[/COLOR] [COLOR=002041]THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.[/COLOR] [COLOR=002041]THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS[/COLOR][COLOR=0000FF].[/COLOR]

[COLOR=0000A1]YOU[/COLOR]​

[COLOR=0000A1]DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU[/COLOR]​

Lol!!!!!!!!

 

[campingshaws]

I built a little thing for the hay to sit on!! I feel so accomplished right now. e

 

[Tumbling K]

I built a little thing for the hay to sit on!! I feel so accomplished right now.

and it matches the outside too!! nice job!

did you see me wave at you this weekend?

drove to Nawleeens for son's football game.....

 

[h2oratt]

That is crazy hot. I'm sorry. Stay cool and inside.

Thanks

 

[h2oratt]

[COLOR=000080]·[/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes . [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Life is sexually transmitted. [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.. [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things [/COLOR][COLOR=0000FF] [/COLOR][COLOR=000080]and drink whatever comes out?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? [/COLOR] [COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]· [/COLOR][COLOR=000080] [/COLOR] [COLOR=000080]Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? [/COLOR][COLOR=000000] [/COLOR]

It must be really hot there.