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[Granny Hatchet]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. He heard the referees were blowing fowls.

 

[rIrs roost]

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Four Legged Chicken

Featured 09/29/2006 An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!" They all asked the farmer how it tasted. "I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

LOL Red, they just arent "ripe".

they may never rippen up again.

 

[rIrs roost]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. He heard the referees were blowing fowls.

never heard that one. Hilarious

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Ronald Reagan tells three-legged chicken joke - YouTube

0:58

 

[h2oratt]

I dont think it had anything to do with china . Just so happened to be there.  Did you see my berries h20 ?  new growth leaves are much larger.

No I missed them. Let me go look

 

[rIrs roost]

Ronald Reagan tells three-legged chicken joke - YouTube

0:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3kpYiWdVWY

Lol that's the greatest president of my lifetime. In my opinion anyway.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

never heard that one. Hilarious

me either

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Lol that's the greatest president of my lifetime. In my opinion anyway.

I dont know anything about any of them. I just cant follow politics. It hurts my head.

 

[Tippylou]

Quote: Regular DH stuff. I just got back from "vacation" so I should be "well rested" I guess. He keeps asking if it was fun. I guess if it's fun then I shouldn't be tired, or my feet shouldn't hurt. He's mad that I didn't clean up today.
I could open a can of whoop-azz on him!

 

[rIrs roost]

I dont know anything about any of them. I just cant follow politics. It hurts my head. 

Lol politics is enough to give anyone a headache.