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you asked for it
you take 1 and only 1 square of Toilet paper, pick it up in the middle of the sheet and tear out the center (make sure to save the torn out piece)
stick your index finger thru the hole and make sure rest of the sheet is covering your hand.
use index finger to "clean" area,
when done take other hand and gripping tightly pull the toilet paper off your finger
Use the center part you SAVED to clean under finger nail and cuticle if needed.
AND YOUR DONE
I do not think you will find a female in the world who can get the job done adequately with one square.